Just think, next year you can cut me in half and both halves can drink legally.

[mature]

Making gay little birthday cakes. I picked up a set of four small bundt pans, separated white batter into six bowls and dyed 'em different colors, then pour layers into the pans.

However one of the pans got unbalanced and tipped over, puking batter onto the bottom of the oven.

NOW THERE IS A BUBBLING, BAKED MOUND OF GAY IN MY OVEN.