John Caution Never Sorry
Dear Matt, (picture of mongoloid wearing a beanie with an arrow saying you)
In honor of your birthday I just wanted to say FUCK YOU for thinking that "your special day" is any kind of reason for celebration. That said, I wasted a precious five, no four, minutes packaging this shitty shirt for you. As a recently converted Evangelical christian band we find these old shirts to be quite offensive, but we really need the money for future programs involving African anti-condom campaigns. So thanks for nothing. With your money we will buy little american flags to be placed in our diamond encrusted cheeseburgers. Think about that before ever bothering us again.-WxN
Matt Stroble, Another year, another reason to commit seppuku. p.s. (drawing of tits)
Ryan ordered me a weekend nachos shirt for my birthday and they made me a birthday shirt. Jenna got me the watchmen collection. We ate fazoli's and got lost in midland, today was pretty great.
In honor of your birthday I just wanted to say FUCK YOU for thinking that "your special day" is any kind of reason for celebration. That said, I wasted a precious five, no four, minutes packaging this shitty shirt for you. As a recently converted Evangelical christian band we find these old shirts to be quite offensive, but we really need the money for future programs involving African anti-condom campaigns. So thanks for nothing. With your money we will buy little american flags to be placed in our diamond encrusted cheeseburgers. Think about that before ever bothering us again.-WxN
Matt Stroble, Another year, another reason to commit seppuku. p.s. (drawing of tits)
Ryan ordered me a weekend nachos shirt for my birthday and they made me a birthday shirt. Jenna got me the watchmen collection. We ate fazoli's and got lost in midland, today was pretty great.