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russmiami18: hi
Robin Stryker: You got chased by a TURKEY?
russmiami18: i was literallly attacked my turkey today
russmiami18: by*
russmiami18: it pecked and clawed at my car
Robin Stryker: Oh my god
russmiami18: it was awesome
Robin Stryker: You know what you need?
russmiami18: wish u were there
Robin Stryker: If I'd been there, you'd have locked me outside of the car as a decoy and said "GOOD LUCK!" while laughing
russmiami18: no that thing was fucking massive
Robin Stryker: You need a cap gun. You get one cheap at CVS or wherever, it costs like a dollar. Caps are LOUD, they'll scare away anything smaller than, well, a turkey.
russmiami18: no this was a beast
russmiami18: i yelled and honked my car and it just got angry
russmiami18: i wonder if i didnt make it into car in time
Robin Stryker: Bro, you could take a turkey.
russmiami18: lol
Robin Stryker: You got chased by a TURKEY?
russmiami18: i was literallly attacked my turkey today
russmiami18: by*
russmiami18: it pecked and clawed at my car
Robin Stryker: Oh my god
russmiami18: it was awesome
Robin Stryker: You know what you need?
russmiami18: wish u were there
Robin Stryker: If I'd been there, you'd have locked me outside of the car as a decoy and said "GOOD LUCK!" while laughing
russmiami18: no that thing was fucking massive
Robin Stryker: You need a cap gun. You get one cheap at CVS or wherever, it costs like a dollar. Caps are LOUD, they'll scare away anything smaller than, well, a turkey.
russmiami18: no this was a beast
russmiami18: i yelled and honked my car and it just got angry
russmiami18: i wonder if i didnt make it into car in time
Robin Stryker: Bro, you could take a turkey.
russmiami18: lol