sex in a tube
last nite...was soooooooooooooooooooooooooosoosoosoosoosooo good...i think!
tony! i hate u! why did u make me cum to the QMU so early n drink for sooo long! must hav spent £40 in under an hour or sumfin like that! plus tried other stuff for the first time which turned out to be puuuuuure weird but fun!
aye but to be honest im gutted caus i cant actually remember much of alexis set, but i do remember smashin sum guy in the face...by accident...ofcourse!omg the security haaaated me! they musta told me to calm down like 10 times! sum guy in central today told me i kiked him in the face like 20 times! wooops! never new i crowd surfed that much! so um sorry if i hurt any1 but omg woke up thismornin aaaaaaaaaabsolutely covered in bruises n cuts. swear to god i think i was sleepin next to a raging sexually confussed lion or sumfin. either that or grants sisters gettin more kinky at nite these days n not tellin me!
today was pretty borin in comparison.noooooooooo1 was in n no1 was doin ANYTHING remotely fun involving wee matt! ended up goin to the catflap again with mez n ali.obviously it was pish but omg maybe i was just more aware of it than normal but fuuuuuuuuk there was sum hot girls there tonite! the girl dancing with sophie all nite was hoooot...i think!n there was another blonde girl that was soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! i wish i new how to 'make moves' on girls rather than just stand at the bak vigorously rubbing my inner leg n making strange monkey noises!1 day maybe! so if i ever cum up to u n ur a reeeeeally hot girl n i stutter out,'h-h-hiiiya paaal! gie us a swatch oh yer snatch!' dnt take it offensively. im not used to trying things on with ppl!
18eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen in 20 days!!!!i want lots of birthday kisses! frm boys girls goats sheep...grants sister! anythin will do!
last nites dreams were the weirdest dreams ive EVER had! it involved me, a talking cucumber giving me sex education n telling me not to smoke n then my P7 teacher appearing n offering me a cigarette n free sex! tony why u gotta make matt do bad things!
rite catch yie versachie
oh wait aye forgot to say im off for study leave now!caus my skools a cunt n they deliberately cut off our last 2 days so we dnt fuk the place up too much on muck up day but aye my point is if AAAAANY1 is doing ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYTHING fun frm now on, whether u no me alot, a wee bit or not atall PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE invite me! i need a social life! im willing to pay for ur friendship!
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tony! i hate u! why did u make me cum to the QMU so early n drink for sooo long! must hav spent £40 in under an hour or sumfin like that! plus tried other stuff for the first time which turned out to be puuuuuure weird but fun!
aye but to be honest im gutted caus i cant actually remember much of alexis set, but i do remember smashin sum guy in the face...by accident...ofcourse!omg the security haaaated me! they musta told me to calm down like 10 times! sum guy in central today told me i kiked him in the face like 20 times! wooops! never new i crowd surfed that much! so um sorry if i hurt any1 but omg woke up thismornin aaaaaaaaaabsolutely covered in bruises n cuts. swear to god i think i was sleepin next to a raging sexually confussed lion or sumfin. either that or grants sisters gettin more kinky at nite these days n not tellin me!
today was pretty borin in comparison.noooooooooo1 was in n no1 was doin ANYTHING remotely fun involving wee matt! ended up goin to the catflap again with mez n ali.obviously it was pish but omg maybe i was just more aware of it than normal but fuuuuuuuuk there was sum hot girls there tonite! the girl dancing with sophie all nite was hoooot...i think!n there was another blonde girl that was soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! i wish i new how to 'make moves' on girls rather than just stand at the bak vigorously rubbing my inner leg n making strange monkey noises!1 day maybe! so if i ever cum up to u n ur a reeeeeally hot girl n i stutter out,'h-h-hiiiya paaal! gie us a swatch oh yer snatch!' dnt take it offensively. im not used to trying things on with ppl!
18eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen in 20 days!!!!i want lots of birthday kisses! frm boys girls goats sheep...grants sister! anythin will do!
last nites dreams were the weirdest dreams ive EVER had! it involved me, a talking cucumber giving me sex education n telling me not to smoke n then my P7 teacher appearing n offering me a cigarette n free sex! tony why u gotta make matt do bad things!
rite catch yie versachie
oh wait aye forgot to say im off for study leave now!caus my skools a cunt n they deliberately cut off our last 2 days so we dnt fuk the place up too much on muck up day but aye my point is if AAAAANY1 is doing ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYTHING fun frm now on, whether u no me alot, a wee bit or not atall PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE invite me! i need a social life! im willing to pay for ur friendship!
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