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if alexisonfire is sold out i WILL cry! ive been too sick to go into town n get my tiket yet! soooo wish id bought it at the weekend! matt's a willywasher!
matt's also dieing! i went to the chemisisisist today to get sum stuff for my chest cold thing n got this cheapy stuff with a german name...
i shuda red the signals be4 i bought it! i swear to got it tastes like death! fukin nazis! where u wanna put all this ash!?!? ach just make a coff medicine or sumfin dude! zeich heil n aw that ya cunt!
anyhoos! i found this puuuuure kool wee thing in a leaflet the other day! sumthin called an MPEG4 or sumfin n its like a digital camera, video camera, MP3 player n memory stick all in one! all for 80 squids! wtf!!?!? its waaaay too good to be true but im gonna go check it out tomoro n if its as good as it says ill recomend it to all u cunts, unless im too busy out takin pervy pics n videos at the old folks home or sumfin.
here dnt u hate it how fuked up the english language is! i mean easy wrds like pigfuker arent allowed but the dirty words that u CAN say ar all rediculously big n complicated! i mean try gettin steamin n askin a girl if u can give her cunnilingingguus! unless she has a fetish for ppl that sound norwegian, shes not gonna be intrested! mind u! u aint gonna get much attention frm girls if ur a pigfuker either! aye but on a more serious note, has anyone else ever noticed that sum of that shit they say in chainmails is actually true sumtimes!?!? like the fact wen a girl says 'lets be friends' she really means look id rather hav cunnalininingus off a pig than u but i just dnt want u to make me feel bad about it by goin in a mood with me! by no means do they mean they ACTUALLY wanna hang out or do anything remotely related to friendship! im not thinkin this in relation to anythin in particular be4 i get blasted with ahundred accusations of being emo again but aye...im willing to pay money for friends! or a fuk buddy! or a pet dog! or a cuddly toy if it cums to it! infact anything will do! as long as its puttin out! *coff*ZOOOOOOOE*coff*
only 4 days left of skool! yuuuus! im well rapin the headmasters dog on the last day then crusifying it! wud that be too far? nah didnt think so!
IM 18 IN 23 DAYS!!! aye u's better all cum out for it! me n rustle ar havin a joint birthday thing for it! its a friday as well so nun of u's hav excuses not to! plan is go for a meal or sumfin, go to the pub, goin out...then DRUG FUN AT 4 IN THE MORNIN!! GRAAAAANT!BANNANNA! THE NUMBER 9!!! aye so i intend in being too drunk to walk yet still fire into as many over 50's as i can! i want lots of free drinks n i want u's all to cum whether i like u or not! whether ur a guy or girl! whether ive fired into u or not(i will hav by the end of the nite despite the fact if u hav a willy or vagina!ur holes ur hole!)
so aye im away
WATS INSIDE THE SINGING KETTLE!?! the fukin mushies obviously! why do u think its singing u cunt!?
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matt's also dieing! i went to the chemisisisist today to get sum stuff for my chest cold thing n got this cheapy stuff with a german name...
i shuda red the signals be4 i bought it! i swear to got it tastes like death! fukin nazis! where u wanna put all this ash!?!? ach just make a coff medicine or sumfin dude! zeich heil n aw that ya cunt!
anyhoos! i found this puuuuure kool wee thing in a leaflet the other day! sumthin called an MPEG4 or sumfin n its like a digital camera, video camera, MP3 player n memory stick all in one! all for 80 squids! wtf!!?!? its waaaay too good to be true but im gonna go check it out tomoro n if its as good as it says ill recomend it to all u cunts, unless im too busy out takin pervy pics n videos at the old folks home or sumfin.
here dnt u hate it how fuked up the english language is! i mean easy wrds like pigfuker arent allowed but the dirty words that u CAN say ar all rediculously big n complicated! i mean try gettin steamin n askin a girl if u can give her cunnilingingguus! unless she has a fetish for ppl that sound norwegian, shes not gonna be intrested! mind u! u aint gonna get much attention frm girls if ur a pigfuker either! aye but on a more serious note, has anyone else ever noticed that sum of that shit they say in chainmails is actually true sumtimes!?!? like the fact wen a girl says 'lets be friends' she really means look id rather hav cunnalininingus off a pig than u but i just dnt want u to make me feel bad about it by goin in a mood with me! by no means do they mean they ACTUALLY wanna hang out or do anything remotely related to friendship! im not thinkin this in relation to anythin in particular be4 i get blasted with ahundred accusations of being emo again but aye...im willing to pay money for friends! or a fuk buddy! or a pet dog! or a cuddly toy if it cums to it! infact anything will do! as long as its puttin out! *coff*ZOOOOOOOE*coff*
only 4 days left of skool! yuuuus! im well rapin the headmasters dog on the last day then crusifying it! wud that be too far? nah didnt think so!
IM 18 IN 23 DAYS!!! aye u's better all cum out for it! me n rustle ar havin a joint birthday thing for it! its a friday as well so nun of u's hav excuses not to! plan is go for a meal or sumfin, go to the pub, goin out...then DRUG FUN AT 4 IN THE MORNIN!! GRAAAAANT!BANNANNA! THE NUMBER 9!!! aye so i intend in being too drunk to walk yet still fire into as many over 50's as i can! i want lots of free drinks n i want u's all to cum whether i like u or not! whether ur a guy or girl! whether ive fired into u or not(i will hav by the end of the nite despite the fact if u hav a willy or vagina!ur holes ur hole!)
so aye im away
WATS INSIDE THE SINGING KETTLE!?! the fukin mushies obviously! why do u think its singing u cunt!?
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