i just wish for once, that if someone was to call me up, bitcing about their bill, they could use just half of the creativity and grammer skills your letter possessed. just one time.....please?
Unfortunately, at this time they do not require an aptitude test to get a cell phone. I have forwarded this suggestion to Stanley Sigman but so far I have not heard a response.
It wasn't ballsy enough for you to air your cell number on your answering machine? Now you've got it and your home address blatantly posted on live journal? Mat, why don't you just go to www.someonepleasekillmewhileIsleepblissfullyunaware.com and sign up for the next available slot.
I'm not at all worried, because Carrie is usually sleeping beside me, and she sleeps with a loaded .45 under her pillow, cuz she's such a bad-ass. And I don't care who calls me. They'll just get screened. I NEVER answer a number I don't recognize. And my outgoing messages are usually punishment enough to discourage anyone from calling back. So there. BTW, this is the second time you've warned me about this...which makes me think that maybe YOU are hatching some sort of devious plot to kill/stalk me. Keep in mind that your little post could become evidence at that drop of a hat, you crazy little freak.
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"Al Kaida is now using the postal service to terrorize senile old women into defecating themselves....oh the humanity!"
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And I don't care who calls me. They'll just get screened. I NEVER answer a number I don't recognize. And my outgoing messages are usually punishment enough to discourage anyone from calling back.
So there.
BTW, this is the second time you've warned me about this...which makes me think that maybe YOU are hatching some sort of devious plot to kill/stalk me. Keep in mind that your little post could become evidence at that drop of a hat, you crazy little freak.
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When I read the skull-fuck part, I started cracking up laughing. I've never seen it in such a serious letter before.
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Aren't you excited?
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