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Oct 14, 2008 14:17

Oh, you don't know the shape I'm in.

Been packing for days straight, getting sick of it; should tell Darda to pack up her shit but she might figure out what I'm doing eventually - we can't stay here anymore, too many Loas-damned Orcs and I'm getting sick of the smell. Might wind up moving to the Scryer's Tier if she/they will let me/us.

First, though.

We need a guard dog - or a guard lizard. A big fuckin' guard lizard.

I'm gettin' too old for this shit, y'know? Chasin' folk around, tryin' to act like I'm still a scout. Gonna go back to doin' what I do best, standin' back and shootin' while the lizard takes the shit for me, 'cause I've had too many close calls on the field lately. Way too many.

Be-fucking-sideswhich, I visited my old teacher back in Orgrimmar who gave me a few lessons and I've got really big quarry to be chasin'.

And I mean big.

(( The following is a letter left for Darda. ))

Hey baby,

Gone out to do a little hunting. Grapes for Grin are in the cold cellar, be sure to feed him sometime tonight - I gave him some before I left, but he eats a lot.

I'll be back, if not tonight, tomorrow or something.

Love you,
- Mat

(( OH HEY 3.0 PATCH! EXTRA EXTRA MAT GOES BM GETS EATEN ALIVE BY DEVILSAUR NEWS AT 11! ... Wut, no. ))

stupid mat tricks, manly men, matojo:orcish, matojo

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