subbing is not dubbing

[mathiasquimby]

As a substitute teacher I have been privy to many strange phenomenon that are inherent in today's youth. I had a pregnant lesbian (just ask her!) in class the other day who got pregnant by having sex with a gang leader (keep in mind this is a small town and the bulk of the gang can be seen hanging outside someone's house on any given day)for an

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[robocowboy]

You missed a golden opportunity to gain a legion of muscle-bound subjects who will do your bidding. Imagine all the stuff you could have gotten smashed!

[itrytobeamused]

Oh, Drury. (I assume.) How did I ever make it out alive?