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tonight has been eventful to say the least. well today has been.
earlier today i was sitting at a red light on mainstreet and i notice this man walking towards me in broad daylight and im thinking "is he wearing flesh colored shorts?" but as he gets closer i realize...yeah hes really only wearing flesh. as in hi mr streeker hows your penis today. except he wasnt really a streeker because he was just strolling...not even briskly. and people around him werent even turning back around. but seriously. it was the ugliest genitalia i have ever seen. there was something wrong with it. and crosby was sitting in the car with me and he just sat there and stared and looked at me. and then stared. and...it was the strangest thing ive seen in a long time...well ever. i saw a naked man. on main street. in my town. i never view these things. but oh man. was i lucky this time.
ill never look at nudity the same again.
so then ashley and i went to the show at higher ground and it was just not that good. the people there were rude and the music was...too loud as in way too painful. so we called alex...which is always a mistake and i just need to say...
here is your etiquette lesson on how to not fuck up and keep your friends.
A: never call people liars when you are the one that has lied all along. you know you fed us bullshit and you only admitted to it because you got caught.
B: dont say i owe you anything ever again. i swear to god if i hear those words come out of your mouth i will hit you in your pitiful fucking face. i owe you a lot of lies and a stab in the back. if you want those i will be happy to pay in full.
C: stop saying "amelia...listen...listen to me. youre not listening." ive listened to you for how long? since i met you ive listened to how horrible you think youve been treated by people. but then you turn around and do the same to my friends. and to me. and you say you deserve better? as far as im concerned the only thing you deserve is another shitty girlfriend to remind you what its like to be made to feel worthless.
D: and ok. the biggest deal of them all. never threaten me again. you said you didnt but i remember exactly what you said. you told me "if you lie to me bad things will happen to you." and then you admit you did and you say you were kidding. if i told you i was going to find where you live and slit your throat...i dont think there would be much laughter. and then to say "im going to commit suicide. do you guys want me to because i will." you need to grow up and stop using that against people. you know that its bullshit and you know that its hurtful. you always used to say you would drink yourself to death if we wouldnt listen to you. that is a threat alex. i dont know if you can wrap your tiny mind around this...but saying you are going to harm yourself because of someone is indeed a threat. your lack of thought astounds me. i have never been so bothered by stupidity than i am with you. if you ever say anything like that again...dont expect a reaction. you know what. dont expect anything. because i dont want you talking to me ever again. i dont want to see you...i dont want to hear from you. i want to forget we ever knew eachother and i want you to remember how badly youve fucked up because if you dont...hopefully the next girl is smart to realize who you are before it gets this far.
i told you that ashley was important to me. somehow you seem to forget that constantly and still piss her off. you said that you didnt want me to choose between you and her and to just be friends with both of you. and i wasnt going to choose...but youve made it so easy. i will pick ashley no matter what you have to say in the future. you could say youre sorry until the day you die, which according to you will be soon, and i would still pick her. maybe you dont understand friendship and caring. but thats what people do when theyre not busy being arrogant, self-absorbed, pitiful, lying, worthless, naive human beings.
and ashley. even though youre standing right over my shoulder...im sorry that you had to meet him. if i had known what he was like before i would never have introduced you two. the biggest lie he told was saying he would never hurt you. and im sorry. i dont want you to feel bad for him...because he doesnt deserve that. he doesnt understand caring for other people so its only a waste of time to care about him. i feel so harsh but ive never been so angry about someone in my life. someone who asks us what he should do because he doesnt know how to just stop lying and start being a friend. but i know you want to go outside right now and youre pacing so im going to end this now. i ♥ you lotsies.
"you have nothing to be cocky about. buy a straightener and use conditioner. and shave your chin-chilla off."
earlier today i was sitting at a red light on mainstreet and i notice this man walking towards me in broad daylight and im thinking "is he wearing flesh colored shorts?" but as he gets closer i realize...yeah hes really only wearing flesh. as in hi mr streeker hows your penis today. except he wasnt really a streeker because he was just strolling...not even briskly. and people around him werent even turning back around. but seriously. it was the ugliest genitalia i have ever seen. there was something wrong with it. and crosby was sitting in the car with me and he just sat there and stared and looked at me. and then stared. and...it was the strangest thing ive seen in a long time...well ever. i saw a naked man. on main street. in my town. i never view these things. but oh man. was i lucky this time.
ill never look at nudity the same again.
so then ashley and i went to the show at higher ground and it was just not that good. the people there were rude and the music was...too loud as in way too painful. so we called alex...which is always a mistake and i just need to say...
here is your etiquette lesson on how to not fuck up and keep your friends.
A: never call people liars when you are the one that has lied all along. you know you fed us bullshit and you only admitted to it because you got caught.
B: dont say i owe you anything ever again. i swear to god if i hear those words come out of your mouth i will hit you in your pitiful fucking face. i owe you a lot of lies and a stab in the back. if you want those i will be happy to pay in full.
C: stop saying "amelia...listen...listen to me. youre not listening." ive listened to you for how long? since i met you ive listened to how horrible you think youve been treated by people. but then you turn around and do the same to my friends. and to me. and you say you deserve better? as far as im concerned the only thing you deserve is another shitty girlfriend to remind you what its like to be made to feel worthless.
D: and ok. the biggest deal of them all. never threaten me again. you said you didnt but i remember exactly what you said. you told me "if you lie to me bad things will happen to you." and then you admit you did and you say you were kidding. if i told you i was going to find where you live and slit your throat...i dont think there would be much laughter. and then to say "im going to commit suicide. do you guys want me to because i will." you need to grow up and stop using that against people. you know that its bullshit and you know that its hurtful. you always used to say you would drink yourself to death if we wouldnt listen to you. that is a threat alex. i dont know if you can wrap your tiny mind around this...but saying you are going to harm yourself because of someone is indeed a threat. your lack of thought astounds me. i have never been so bothered by stupidity than i am with you. if you ever say anything like that again...dont expect a reaction. you know what. dont expect anything. because i dont want you talking to me ever again. i dont want to see you...i dont want to hear from you. i want to forget we ever knew eachother and i want you to remember how badly youve fucked up because if you dont...hopefully the next girl is smart to realize who you are before it gets this far.
i told you that ashley was important to me. somehow you seem to forget that constantly and still piss her off. you said that you didnt want me to choose between you and her and to just be friends with both of you. and i wasnt going to choose...but youve made it so easy. i will pick ashley no matter what you have to say in the future. you could say youre sorry until the day you die, which according to you will be soon, and i would still pick her. maybe you dont understand friendship and caring. but thats what people do when theyre not busy being arrogant, self-absorbed, pitiful, lying, worthless, naive human beings.
and ashley. even though youre standing right over my shoulder...im sorry that you had to meet him. if i had known what he was like before i would never have introduced you two. the biggest lie he told was saying he would never hurt you. and im sorry. i dont want you to feel bad for him...because he doesnt deserve that. he doesnt understand caring for other people so its only a waste of time to care about him. i feel so harsh but ive never been so angry about someone in my life. someone who asks us what he should do because he doesnt know how to just stop lying and start being a friend. but i know you want to go outside right now and youre pacing so im going to end this now. i ♥ you lotsies.
"you have nothing to be cocky about. buy a straightener and use conditioner. and shave your chin-chilla off."