Halloween Hijinks
I'm back, babies!!!!!!!!!!
I have hauled my sorry tail back from MONroe and am prepping for a new rotation that begins tomorrow. But, more importantly, I must now blab about the sheer insanity of our two Halloween parties and the nonstop preparation and craziness that ensued. weeeeeeeee! Oh, and other great important things that have happened since last I updated. (and believe me, they are great) Squeee!!!!
Let us begin with Pharmacy party that occurred on Thursday. No big surprise, AmAm and Katie were all Madonna for Halloween. This time we went with a Confessions tour inspired costume. The whole equestrian vibe...the dark clothes and the horse whip. I ended up looking mainly like a dominatrix but this is okay because it was still an awesome outfit with my kickass hooker boots and you can NEVER go wrong with a horse whip. People may 'pretend' to not want to be whipped, but trust me, they always want it. Always.
Lucky met us before the party and we began our night by finding a new Italian soccer player video to the Tom jones song, "SEX BOMB" and we watched it like zombies while we drank our wine. This proved to be the best thing possible and I swear whoever made that video is AN hero! This pumped us up incredibly for the party and we took our whipping pictures and then zoomed over to Xtina's place. Matthew got to answer his 'secret calling' and fix the wardrobe malfunctions and put on the fake eyelashes. When we finally got to the pharmacy party, there were some hot guys there dressed like the Super Trooper people who we stalked for a bit. Then, we found a Gandalf who we stalked down so we could whip gleefully.
But, mainly, I think we are definitely going to be on some sort of Girls gone wild because even though it is a pharmacy party, they can't close the bar completely and there were some older Mexican guys in there who kept filming all the girls with their camera phones and shit. For a fact, I know at one point they were filming me and Katie. The back of her corset top had come unlaced and I was lacing it up and I had my whip in my mouth whilst tying it...you know they were all over that. Geez. Perverts! But, does it really matter....because...........
They played Justin Timberlake twice...and during the part where he says, 'I'll let you whip me if I misbehave' this girl ran up to us dragging her bewildered, drunken boyfriend screaming, 'whip him, whip him!' So, of course we did. She then screamed in his face, 'They whip you because they do not like you!' It was the greatest/meanest thing ever and she was also AN hero.
Which brings me to Great news number one!
WE'RE GOING SEE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IN CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is gonna bring sexy back all over the place and I am so going to sex him up. Fucking A! We got the tickets Saturday morning and I have never been more excited! (well, okay, i have, but still!)
This brings me to Amanda's party which was Saturday night. We were the Madonna's again and we had the disco ball all set up with the red spotlight on it, plus our fog machine. It looked so amazing! All our usual suspects showed up. The glorious Gattuso whose sex appeal was OUT OF CONTROL that night. We also had a new special guest who had a horrid name that I refused to call him so I renamed him JT for Justin Timberlake (even though he didn't look like Justin Timberlake) and of course he had to take his nickname. He was a very nice little lad and I maybe had a romantic moment under the stars. Maybe. *blush* And, let me just say that both JT and Gattuso proved their worth to Katie and I by watching an Italian soccer player video without a word of complaint so we knew in our hearts that they were worthy of our attentions that night. boehaha!
We also re-enacted Flava of Love at the party. Amanda tied a clock around her neck with a USB internet cord and then sporadically Katie and I would scream quotes from Buckwild or New York. I AM MRS. FLAVA FLAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV! No one would understand because no one watches trashy reality tv but us, yet no matter. It was re-enacted every five minutes for about half an hour because we thought it was the greatest thing ever. We also danced for hours to Justin timberlake and Sex Bomb Tom Jones much to the dismay of others until they forced us to listen to Tool which caused a massive fight to the death.
But, it's all good because we have whips and the sex appeal of Gattuso makes everything okay. And, the sweet eyes of JT helped matters, as well. It was a good romance night all around for all of us and I ain't complaining a bit. Behold the power of dressing like Madonna. I still got it.
And, on Monday I saw my beloved Cletus at school!!!!!!!! He came to our test to tell us that, "I love ya'll. I miss ya'll. And, I wish I had failed all of ya'll last semester so I could teach ya'll again. That's all." LOVE FOREVER!!!!!
Now, for some wondrous pictures. Oh snap.
Disco Ball!
Me, Lucky, Katie, and Amanda
Lindsey, XTINA, Me, Katie, Lucky, and Am
So drunk!
Whipping Gandalf!
Goat and Boy Toy pumpkins I carved
I have hauled my sorry tail back from MONroe and am prepping for a new rotation that begins tomorrow. But, more importantly, I must now blab about the sheer insanity of our two Halloween parties and the nonstop preparation and craziness that ensued. weeeeeeeee! Oh, and other great important things that have happened since last I updated. (and believe me, they are great) Squeee!!!!
Let us begin with Pharmacy party that occurred on Thursday. No big surprise, AmAm and Katie were all Madonna for Halloween. This time we went with a Confessions tour inspired costume. The whole equestrian vibe...the dark clothes and the horse whip. I ended up looking mainly like a dominatrix but this is okay because it was still an awesome outfit with my kickass hooker boots and you can NEVER go wrong with a horse whip. People may 'pretend' to not want to be whipped, but trust me, they always want it. Always.
Lucky met us before the party and we began our night by finding a new Italian soccer player video to the Tom jones song, "SEX BOMB" and we watched it like zombies while we drank our wine. This proved to be the best thing possible and I swear whoever made that video is AN hero! This pumped us up incredibly for the party and we took our whipping pictures and then zoomed over to Xtina's place. Matthew got to answer his 'secret calling' and fix the wardrobe malfunctions and put on the fake eyelashes. When we finally got to the pharmacy party, there were some hot guys there dressed like the Super Trooper people who we stalked for a bit. Then, we found a Gandalf who we stalked down so we could whip gleefully.
But, mainly, I think we are definitely going to be on some sort of Girls gone wild because even though it is a pharmacy party, they can't close the bar completely and there were some older Mexican guys in there who kept filming all the girls with their camera phones and shit. For a fact, I know at one point they were filming me and Katie. The back of her corset top had come unlaced and I was lacing it up and I had my whip in my mouth whilst tying it...you know they were all over that. Geez. Perverts! But, does it really matter....because...........
They played Justin Timberlake twice...and during the part where he says, 'I'll let you whip me if I misbehave' this girl ran up to us dragging her bewildered, drunken boyfriend screaming, 'whip him, whip him!' So, of course we did. She then screamed in his face, 'They whip you because they do not like you!' It was the greatest/meanest thing ever and she was also AN hero.
Which brings me to Great news number one!
WE'RE GOING SEE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IN CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is gonna bring sexy back all over the place and I am so going to sex him up. Fucking A! We got the tickets Saturday morning and I have never been more excited! (well, okay, i have, but still!)
This brings me to Amanda's party which was Saturday night. We were the Madonna's again and we had the disco ball all set up with the red spotlight on it, plus our fog machine. It looked so amazing! All our usual suspects showed up. The glorious Gattuso whose sex appeal was OUT OF CONTROL that night. We also had a new special guest who had a horrid name that I refused to call him so I renamed him JT for Justin Timberlake (even though he didn't look like Justin Timberlake) and of course he had to take his nickname. He was a very nice little lad and I maybe had a romantic moment under the stars. Maybe. *blush* And, let me just say that both JT and Gattuso proved their worth to Katie and I by watching an Italian soccer player video without a word of complaint so we knew in our hearts that they were worthy of our attentions that night. boehaha!
We also re-enacted Flava of Love at the party. Amanda tied a clock around her neck with a USB internet cord and then sporadically Katie and I would scream quotes from Buckwild or New York. I AM MRS. FLAVA FLAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV! No one would understand because no one watches trashy reality tv but us, yet no matter. It was re-enacted every five minutes for about half an hour because we thought it was the greatest thing ever. We also danced for hours to Justin timberlake and Sex Bomb Tom Jones much to the dismay of others until they forced us to listen to Tool which caused a massive fight to the death.
But, it's all good because we have whips and the sex appeal of Gattuso makes everything okay. And, the sweet eyes of JT helped matters, as well. It was a good romance night all around for all of us and I ain't complaining a bit. Behold the power of dressing like Madonna. I still got it.
And, on Monday I saw my beloved Cletus at school!!!!!!!! He came to our test to tell us that, "I love ya'll. I miss ya'll. And, I wish I had failed all of ya'll last semester so I could teach ya'll again. That's all." LOVE FOREVER!!!!!
Now, for some wondrous pictures. Oh snap.
Disco Ball!
Me, Lucky, Katie, and Amanda
Lindsey, XTINA, Me, Katie, Lucky, and Am
So drunk!
Whipping Gandalf!
Goat and Boy Toy pumpkins I carved