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[material_guy]

[Greed plops down for a daily community check, having heard the morning reports and not likely to have much further business before noon. Accidentally bumping the camera on as he sets his beer down, he stares at the screen and makes a face at the first post he sees. Well. Community bullshit he can't understand. Nothing new. He scrolls down a few

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[herrglimmerous]

Was ist falscher Herr?

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[material_guy]

言語は関係ねー
おめーなら、絶対に分かってくれねだろう

[herrglimmerous]

我不了解…

Wartezeit…die chinesisch ist…

[material_guy]

ドイツ語しか話せなくなっちまったな…

[herrglimmerous]

Fluch…verstehe ich nicht Japaner…

…Ich schätze, dass dieses ein Virus ist.

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[material_guy]

しかし、おめーの世界に行ったことある。　サインを呼んだこともあった…

ドイツ語じゃねーだろう、ドイツ語を話に…　ヘルといっても普通じゃないと自分でも…

ちょいとな　[Greed holds up a hand for stop、then has a go at the keyboard. About a minute later, text:]

Ｃａｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｒｅａｄ？

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[herrglimmerous]

Yeah I can read...I just can't read Japanese.

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[material_guy]

日本語って…

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Ｊａｐａｎ　ｄｏｅｓｎ’ｔ　ｅｘｉｓｔ　ｈｅｒｅ．

しゃべったら分かんないが、書けば良いっつーわけか？

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Ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ’ｔ　Ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　ｗｈｅｎ　Ｉ　ｔａｌｋ　ｂｕｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ　ｒｅａｄ　ｔｈｉｓ？

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[herrglimmerous]

Right...you're in a place called Dublith...but the text looks Japanese...even though I had it mixed up with Chinese...I'm not too go at reading it anyway.

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[material_guy]

Nanda, jibun mo jimaku wo motsu no ka... Ano Kefka mitee na... Kudaranee. Luck Harem no imi ga kikitee na!

Hora! [Slowly, as if speaking it out while typing, hitting the keys harder as if that will make it make more sense.]

Ka..n..zen.. ni... onaji.. ko...to wo itte...mo ka...ka...nee... to... muri... da, to....

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Even if I type exactly what I say you can not understand unless I write it like this?

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[herrglimmerous]

Süße

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I understood Kefka and Luck Harem, Herr...but...it's the same, it seems like everything I say comes out German which is strange...but I can understand when you're writing, ja.

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[material_guy]

Luck Harem no imi ga wakatta?! Joudeki da! Metachigariya ni makase!

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What is a Luck Harem

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[herrglimmerous]

Sie sollten diese Weise ständig sprechen!

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I've never heard of a Luck Harem, Herr, um...a harem for luck? Four leaf clovers, elephants, horse shoes, rabbit's foot, Gobbo, White Heather...

[material_guy]

分かってねーってお前には分かってるくせに…

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Ｉｆ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｔａｋｉｎｇ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｈａｎｃｅ　ｔｏ　ｉｎｓｕｌｔ　ｍｅ　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｉ　ｃａｎｔ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｉｍ　ｎｏｔ　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｈａｒｅ　Ａ　ＬｕｃｋＨａｒｅｍ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｙｏｕ．　Ｉ　ｄｏｎｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｉｆ　ｈｅｓ　ｇｉｖｉｎｇ　ｍｅ　ｏｎｅ　ｏｒ　ｔｅｌｌｉｎｇ　ｍｅ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｏｎｅ　ｓｏ　Ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｉ　ｗａｎｔ　ｏｎｅ　ｔｏ　ｇｏ　ｍａｋｅ　ｉｔ　ｏｒ　ｗｈａｔ　ｂｕｔ　ａ　ｈａｒｅｍ　ｓｈｏｕｌｄ　ｍｅａｎ　ｇｉｒｌｓ　ａｔ　ｌｅａｓｔ．　Ｌａｄｙ　ｌｕｃｋ　ｉｓ　ａ　ｗｏｍａｎ　ｓｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｅｌｌｓ　ｓｗｉｍ　ｉｎ　ａ　ｃｏｏｒｄｉｎａｔｅｄ　ｆａｓｈｉｏｎ，　ｗｉｔｈ　ｄｉｓｔｉｎｃｔ　ａｎｔｅｒｉｏｒ　ａｎｄ　ｐｏｓｔｅｒｉｏｒ　ｐｏｌｅｓ．　Ｔｈｅ　ｃｅｌｌｓ　ｈａｖｅ　ｅｙｅｓｐｏｔｓ，　ｍｏｒｅ　ｄｅｖｅｌｏｐｅｄ　ｎｅａｒ　ｔｈｅ　ａｎｔｅｒｉｏｒ，　ｗｈｉｃｈ　ｅｎａｂｌｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｏｌｏｎｙ　ｔｏ　ｓｗｉｍ　　ｃｏｌｏｎｙ　ｔｏ　ｓｗｉｍ　ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ　ｌｉｇｈｔ．

[herrglimmerous]

Nein...

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I'm not insulting you I'm saying that those are all lucky things...don't you have things that are lucky where you're from...like good luck to counter bad luck...

...what the hell?

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[material_guy]

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Ｉｍ　ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ　ｎｏｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｒｉｔｉｎｇ　Ｉ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　ｙｏｕｒｅ　ｗｒｉｔｉｎｇ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｆｉｎｅ． Ｂｕｔ　ａ　ｇｏｏｄ　ｌｕｃｋ　ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ　ｉｓｎｔ　ａ　ｈａｒｅｍ，　ａ　ｈａｒｅｍ　ｈａｓ　ｔｏ　ｈａｖｅ　ｇｉｒｌｓ　ｏｒ　ｉｔｓ　ｎｏｔ　ａ　ｈａｒｅｍ　ａｎｄ　ａ　ｇｕｙ　ｗｈｏ　ｈａｓ　ａ　ｈａｒｅｍ　ｉｓ　ｄａｍｎ　ｌｕｃｋｙ．

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ん？　何がなんだ？　[He looks around, expecting there to be something unusual.] 何かが？