May 21, 2011 22:08
[In the middle of lovingly nuzzling his computer and its peripherals, Greed hits the on switch on the camera.] --thing is awesome! The best, the best, the best, this place is the BEST! [He notices the video feed is on, and is quite happy with this discovery. Grabbing the camera, he props it into place and leaning in close enough the image blurs.] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. What's up, you want me posting? Hell, I want me posting! [The camera jostles as he pets it like some sort of pet before plopping back on the couch and grabbing a stack of papers, rolled up and tapping into his hand.]
I've got it. I've got it, I've got it, I've got it! What's it? It's IT! E-ve-ry thing!
I didn't just get to see that little freak die, I got to watch him kill himself! That's even better than doing it MY self! Even if this place really brought him back and that ain't some virus, it just means I'll get to kill him the next time around! It's perfect! PERFECT! Shit, if he's human, he might just off himself again!
The viruses, the headaches, the marriages, the death panic, the half-assed fair weathered combat butlers, the twins, the boats, it's all worth it, 'cause it's all gonna be mine! I love this thing!
Oi, everyone! Start enjoying yer last looks at this face while you can! I ain't gonna be in this body much longer! It's on to immortality for me! And from there? Everything!