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You know you're an sleep deprived english major when:
1) You ignore NaNoWriMo because it feels like you've written that many words in class papers.
2) You get eye strain from too much staring at small print.
4) You can no longer type straight before 10pm
3) You start talking to yourself via spontaneous imaginary cartoon characters with ridiculous names such as 'Eddie Editor'.
4b) You can no longer countstraight either.
5) Dinner conversation about school sounds like this:
Sister: I have to do a history paper about [insert historical personage/event].
You: I have to write a paper concerning [Freud's theory of time and day-dream formation and it's application to this one passage about nostalgia and novel writing in The Golden Notebook].
6) You start to consider discussions with your teacher as mental relaxation time.
8) Caffiene just doesn't work anymore...
9) Zombies!
10)You write these as a form of procrastination. Eddie is calling.
1) You ignore NaNoWriMo because it feels like you've written that many words in class papers.
2) You get eye strain from too much staring at small print.
4) You can no longer type straight before 10pm
3) You start talking to yourself via spontaneous imaginary cartoon characters with ridiculous names such as 'Eddie Editor'.
4b) You can no longer countstraight either.
5) Dinner conversation about school sounds like this:
Sister: I have to do a history paper about [insert historical personage/event].
You: I have to write a paper concerning [Freud's theory of time and day-dream formation and it's application to this one passage about nostalgia and novel writing in The Golden Notebook].
6) You start to consider discussions with your teacher as mental relaxation time.
8) Caffiene just doesn't work anymore...
9) Zombies!
10)You write these as a form of procrastination. Eddie is calling.