a) Realism is boring.
b) Male strippers are unattractive. Sorry, but a homosexual Latino with a lisp who shaves his chest? No thanks, I'd rather not pay the couple hundred dollars for that.
c) Speaking of money, I need a job. Hire me! I'll clean your room, pluck your eyebrows, mend that ripped shirt, or bake you a cake for $10 an hour.