He Also Repeatedly Gets Into Internet Fights With Regretsy

Aug 19, 2010 20:41

Regarding the possibility of a season with Matt Smith as the Doctor and Sherlock's Martin Freeman as the Master:


colourofsaying: Hell, they could even make him more sane than he's been in... a long time.

masterofmidgets: now that he's got the drums out

masterofmidgets: he doesn't have to...okay, he's always a bit mad

masterofmidgets: but he doesn't have to be quite as unsensibly unhinged

colourofsaying: But, you know, he could have hobbies now

colourofsaying: Other than Doctor-stalking

masterofmidgets: ...he has an Etsy

masterofmidgets: he sells Doctor dolls

colourofsaying: OH MY GOD

masterofmidgets: hand-knitted Doctors

colourofsaying: They are undressable

colourofsaying: And anatomically correct

colourofsaying: They come with a little Master doll

masterofmidgets: and he comes with a leash

colourofsaying: I was actually picturing him carefully calculating and brewing the ideal fertilizer for each of his rose varieties from around the universe.

colourofsaying: And they all have their own perfectly-created environment in the Doctor's TARDIS

masterofmidgets: he fails at having non-creepy hobbies

colourofsaying: He fails to understand why they keep dying on him

masterofmidgets: he's a creepy knitter, a creepy gardener, a creepy classical musician

colourofsaying: He'd be a creepy Morris dancer

masterofmidgets: he would find a way to make the Morris Dance all about the Doctor and his heartless betrayal

colourofsaying: ...yes

colourofsaying: It would be provocative, heartbreaking, mindshatteringly brilliant

colourofsaying: People would weep to see it

colourofsaying: Or so he tells the Doctor

colourofsaying: Who refuses to let him out of the TARDIS to perform

masterofmidgets: the Doctor (rightfully) suspects it involves a lot of flailing and ungainly storklike flapping.

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