CALLING ALL CARS, CALLING ALL CARS ( Read more... )

I wrote this at work because I was bored as hell and it was suggested by someone that I write an ode to proctology. So with out further a do ( Read more... )

What's goin on tonite?? Anyone with something to do let me know via LJ or AIM or I think I have a cell laying around somewhere. I don't really feel like going to a bar but if nothing else is going on I'll settle.