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[masterjedijinn]

The notion of making a promise to yourself to improve is a curious one, but one that is often indulged in within our community - I know Obi-Wan has already made his list known

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[_goneril_]

Dear God, Qui-Gon are you still fussing like a mother hen over that Padawan of yours? Really, you'll turn him into a complete sissy. We all know about your terrible trouble but is there any need to over compensate?

[masterjedijinn]

My manners and diplomatic training urge me to politeness when dealing with royalty. But since you have waived such treatment with that remark, let me say, Your Majesty, that I have never taken such an instant dislike to someone in my entire life (with the possible exception of Senator Palpatine of Naboo).

And as for my Padawan, our relationship and how I choose to train him is none of your concern. But I suspect the day may come when you find out for yourself just how "wimpy" Obi-Wan is.

Force grant me patience to see that day.

[_goneril_]

*incrediably amused*

Oh Qui, you always were such a stuffy old thing and old age hasn't helped a bit! And I would never accuse the poor lad of being a wimp... but he is a terrible daddy's boy, isn't he?

[0bi_wan]

*restraining a snarl and clenching his hands around his elbows inside his huge sleeves* That's enough. There's absolutely no call for this kind of behavior, and Master Jinn has done nothing to you to merit being treated this way. If you want to insult me, you leave him out of it.

[_goneril_]

*mildly* There is nothing to be so very emotional about, dear.

[0bi_wan]

There's nothing to be so snide about either, Your Majesty.

[_goneril_]

You are very sweet when indignant, Obi-Wan. Almost adorable. Is an awful shame about your hair...

[0bi_wan]

*can't be bothered to dignify that with a response*

[_goneril_]

*reaches out and tugs your braid*

I mean... a mullet... with a rats tail... it is too appalling a waste of a man such as yourself.

...

And the cheese cloth sacks they make you wear...

Travesty!

[0bi_wan]

*strongly resists the urge to slap her hand away from him and walks away*

[_goneril_]

*laughs*

*calls after you*

Obi! Call, we'll do lunch!

[masterjedijinn]

That was well done, Padawan - and there is nothing wrong with your hair.

I suspect Fate will take care of the lady with no aid from us.

[0bi_wan]

I'm... not altogether certain I believe in fate, Master... not anymore. But eventually, yes, she'll receive what she deserves, by some hand or another.