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[masterchiefll]

 Uncyclopedia, the satirical version of Wikipedia, is just too awesome. hahahahahaha

Under 'Random Facts [about Johnny Depp],' here's what it says:

Johnny Depp can eat things with his eyes.

Johnny Depp's nose can detatch from his face when necessary.

Johnny Depp smokes watermelons, whole.

Johnny Depp is also available in clay and Lumber.

Johnny Depp can make senior highschool boys orgasm, with a single touch.

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more random facts:

1. Yoda is in fact a human, however after 900 years of celibacy, became the way he is. He was supposed to be the factor that convinced Anakin to marry and get with Padme, as depicted in these deleted lines from the original Episode II script:
ANAKIN: I can't do this. It's not the Jedi way.

PADME: But look at Master Yoda.

ANAKIN (pauses to think): What about him?

PADME: I'm sure he's never made love to anyone.

ANAKIN (thinks for a moment): C'mere, bitch!
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and regarding the Sith.....
"The word Sith is not to be mistaken with Shit. Referring to a Sith by using Shit can result in either decapitation or wild anal violation. "