An short and insane Doctor Who and Star Wars crossover, that sort of happened because of fanficrants.

pairing: The Master/Stormtrooper
rating: PG-15, for general Masterness and hints at slashy sex
A/N: I'm really, really sorry for this. But hey, I had fun! (After I stopped worrying about getting the random Stormtrooper right, LOL)

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It's half past 6 in the morning, and I just wrote The Master/Stormtrooper.

Yes, The Master/Stormtrooper. I can rape your Doctor Who and your Star Wars at the same time!

I THINK I SHOULD GO TO BED NOW?

or the Birthday-fic for coffeestudies

Rating: NC-99 for not being brain safe, otherwise NC-17 for pron
Pairing: jellyfish/human male. Yes, jellyfish/human male. Run. (and on the side: swimming trunks/human male. shut up, it made perfectly sense yesterday night!)
Warnings: jellyfish/human non-con anal tentacle rape, written in 6 hours of complete and utter ( Read more... )

Spend all night writing jellyfish/human birthday-fic porn for coffeestudies.

It has something around 1,500 words.

WHY DID NOBODY STOP ME

PS: Dear fred, if you come back, I'll promise you to never give in to my madness ever again. Deal...? Please...? I'm sorry...? D: