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[master_kogane]

Spend all night writing jellyfish/human birthday-fic porn for coffeestudies.

It has something around 1,500 words.

WHY DID NOBODY STOP ME

PS: Dear fred, if you come back, I'll promise you to never give in to my madness ever again. Deal...? Please...? I'm sorry...? D:

Comments

[entangled_now]

Why would we have stopped you!? Being under the influence of crazy is the best part!

Also the lack of you running around screaming 'OH MY GOD DON'T LET ME WRITE THIS!!

[master_kogane]

Your icon compels me to agree with you! curse you, and my Master obsession!

WELL I LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY FOR THE MOST PART AND HAD TEARS IN MY EYES, THAT HAS TO COUNT!!

[entangled_now]

The Master always wants you to agree with him as I shamelessly play to your Master obsession

I think the fact that you went made writing it is always a good sign (or is that a bad sign? I forget sometimes)

[master_kogane]

Except if he wants to have hate!sexxors :O *is shamelessly played*

Mad is just another form of special! Just keep telling myself that...

[entangled_now]

He does, any opportunity for inappropriate sexxors he takes like MADNESS!!! *Sees you being shameless* OMG you're so shameless!

You're extra special :D

[master_kogane]

MAD MASTER SEXXORS, AWESOME!! OMG STOP LOOKING AT MY SHAME DX

You too, darling :O

[entangled_now]

The Master would have sex with anything, because he's made of sex and awesome (and Time Lord!) Oh my god it's the same flavour as my shame! *is ashamed*

\o\ \o/ /o/ *happy flailing*

[master_kogane]

YOU FORGET HIS MAD TIEMCOCK SKILLZ!! :D Did my shame touch you? D:

WHEE \o\ \o/ /o/ *flails with you*

[entangled_now]

I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN HIS MAD TIEMCOCK SKILLZ!! :O Oh my god I think it did D:

\o\ \o/ /o/ *FLAILS*

[master_kogane]

MAD TIEMCOCK SKILLZ SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN OR THEY'LL COME TO YOU AND... DO EVUL THINGS WITH YOU!! omg did it touch you in your secret place!? DDD:

*SQUEE FLAIL*

[entangled_now]

*spies on tiemcock when no one is looking* omg they totally did D:

[master_kogane]

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

[entangled_now]

YOU CAN NOT HAZ MY TIEMCOCK PICSHURS!!!! Unless you write me porn

[master_kogane]

GIMME UR TIEMCOCKS, I HAZ MAGIC SCREWDRIVER!!! want John/John noa :D

[entangled_now]

I HAZ MAGIC SCREWDRIVER!!!

I HAZ MAGIC TIEMCOCK :P I can't concentrate on epic plot when I'm thinking about John/John :O

[master_kogane]

OH NOEZ, YOUR MIGHTY TIEMCOCK, IT'S HUGE x.x

... what plot...? *is distracting by hot John on John action*