FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
September 14 2011, 20:02:00 UTC
Joker brings him to the edge with the tight passage of mouth, tongue and throat, drawing back to breathe with pre-cum and spit on his lips and chin-- then he ducks back down, all squeezing heat and pushing tongue and pulls him right over. He curses throatily, spine arched, hips twitching, grips Joker's hair tightly-- hopes that's sufficient warning before he cums. Joker pulls back with a bitchy-sounding noise of dissent, but doesn't spit, instead milks his cock with his mouth and fingers until it starts to soften and slips out from between his lips. He drops the grip he has on Joker's hair, runs his fingers down the man's cheek and touches his wet lips, parts them. There's a funny, heated look in his eyes when he lets Shepard open his mouth, push his fingers inside, rub cum and spit along his inner cheeks, teeth and tongue. Then, he closes his lips around Shepard's fingers, sucks and fucking swallows.
"Son of a bitch." John pulls his hand away and flops back in the chair, grins wide like an idiot. Joker just smirks like he's proved a point, rubs the back of his wrist over his swollen lips. "Gonna get out of my chair?" Shepard makes a lazy hmmm, still feeling comfortably boneless. He's aware of the flush of arousal still present on Joker's face, his quick breath and dilated pupils. He can follows the line of Joker's shoulder, see where the hand that wasn't on his cock has gone. He gives Joker a smirk of his own, indicates the elevator a ways behind them with a thumb. "Depends. Wanna get outta here, Moreau?"
Joker narrows his eyes, looks him up and down-- then grins, gives John's shed cargos a tug, pulling them back up to his knees. "You're on, Commander."
Re: FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
September 15 2011, 00:36:46 UTC
Damn, this was great. As in, really great. I laughed out loud in the beginning, with the bored Shepard. And all the little things about the ship and the crew and the trajectory equations (!) - fantastic. Don't get me wrong, I loved the hot part too (as in, really loved it), but it's the humor that won me over.
Have you any other writings around? Would you link? Many thanks in any case. You've made my evening. :)
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anonymous
September 15 2011, 14:33:35 UTC
O-oh gosh what a lovely comment! C: Getting responses like this definitely makes writing dirty things (and inserting derpy jokes) worthwhile. Very happy you liked it indeed.
And um, yes I do! And since you flattered me so expertly I shall compile what I can remember writing for you from the delicious archive, although some of it's not actually that kinky and is of questionable quality:
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anonymous
September 15 2011, 20:35:29 UTC
Anon from the first comment here. OMG! Sunfish is one of the first stories I've read on the meme and one of the reasons I'm still on the meme, reading stories. Your stuff is incredible. Your humor, but also, characterization. Effortless! Yet perfect. I've never read a more endearing John Shepard; not the brightest light, is he? :) But a good sort. So refreshing, to see imperfection. The maturity, the humanity of imperfection.
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anonymous
September 15 2011, 21:44:16 UTC
A-aww dude c'mon you're making me blush irl! (also wrote this M!Shep/Kaidan 'un, if you're interested in any more, totally forgot to list it, derp: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/2320.html?thread=3583248#t3583248) I do love my Sheploo though, and i'm going to admit he's based a teensy bit on Archer, in a silly and slightly dickish (and not too bright but who has time for learning things these days have you seen all those giant lovecraftian horrors flying around up there zapping everything) way. Only, y'know, he's essentially a decent guy. They probably only let him on the Normandy because the Hero of Elysium and the survivor from Akuze were too smart and turned the job down, though.
Oh my gosh yessss thank you for linking this, I am sniggering so hard at it! Well, that's this evening's entertainment sorted out as I see there's much more. I love monologuing for my Shepards when playing and it always tends to end up in a similar way, which just makes this funnier. C:
Re: FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
September 15 2011, 14:36:16 UTC
Hee, thank you so much, i'm glad you liked it. It's my favourite pairing too, although there's like 0% chance of it actually happening in ME3 ;_; I certainly wouldn't mind writing more, anyhow.
Re: FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
September 15 2011, 15:50:02 UTC
True, I know Garrus and Tali got bumped up to LI status as a result of fan campaigning. This is on the bioware forums? Never use 'em, but may wander on over for a looksee, now...
Finally, one of my prompts was filled! AuthorAnon I LOVE you!!! You did an amazing job with the characters and the alien porn and the oral sex...
ohmygod the oral sex... **fans self** whew.
Dare I ask for a part2? What happens in the elevator? What happens in the loft? What happens the next time Shepard and Joker are on Omega... he did say he wanted to try hanar (and given their fun little game of chicken in the cockpit, maybe Joker can be talked into that too!) ;p
Ah OP, very happy I could (eventually) make it happen for you and it was so enjoyed! Thank you very much. C:
Weeeeelllllll if you'd like I can certainly have a crack at it later this week (along with some of the zillion other half-written prompts on my kmeme document, hoho~) I do love me some M!Shep/Joker, yessir. ;3 I'd love to try writing hanar porn properly too. Aliens are such fun!
Then, he closes his lips around Shepard's fingers, sucks and fucking swallows.
"Son of a bitch." John pulls his hand away and flops back in the chair, grins wide like an idiot. Joker just smirks like he's proved a point, rubs the back of his wrist over his swollen lips. "Gonna get out of my chair?"
Shepard makes a lazy hmmm, still feeling comfortably boneless. He's aware of the flush of arousal still present on Joker's face, his quick breath and dilated pupils. He can follows the line of Joker's shoulder, see where the hand that wasn't on his cock has gone. He gives Joker a smirk of his own, indicates the elevator a ways behind them with a thumb. "Depends. Wanna get outta here, Moreau?"
Joker narrows his eyes, looks him up and down-- then grins, gives John's shed cargos a tug, pulling them back up to his knees. "You're on, Commander."
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FIN.
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Have you any other writings around? Would you link? Many thanks in any case. You've made my evening. :)
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And um, yes I do! And since you flattered me so expertly I shall compile what I can remember writing for you from the delicious archive, although some of it's not actually that kinky and is of questionable quality:
+(Field Medicine, M!Shep+Garrus) http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/2790.html?thread=4428518#t4428518
+(Expendability, F!Shep/Kaidan)http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/2320.html?thread=4357136#t4357136
+(Reconciliation, M!Shep+Kaidan) http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/2320.html?thread=3668496#t3668496
+(Sleeping Arrangements, M!Shep+Crew) http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/2320.html?thread=3292432#t3292432
+(Lunch Date, Joker/M!Shep) http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/2320.html?thread=3373840#t3373840
+(Sunfish, M!Shep/Joker) http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/2320.html?thread=3112208#t3112208
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I gotta say the amount of heartwarming is lovely
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You're a genius. And I'm in awe. And I'm reminded of this wonderful, hilarious, unfinished thing that made me lol sorta-kinda the way you do: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/128/index/5646020
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I do love my Sheploo though, and i'm going to admit he's based a teensy bit on Archer, in a silly and slightly dickish (and not too bright but who has time for learning things these days have you seen all those giant lovecraftian horrors flying around up there zapping everything) way. Only, y'know, he's essentially a decent guy. They probably only let him on the Normandy because the Hero of Elysium and the survivor from Akuze were too smart and turned the job down, though.
Oh my gosh yessss thank you for linking this, I am sniggering so hard at it! Well, that's this evening's entertainment sorted out as I see there's much more. I love monologuing for my Shepards when playing and it always tends to end up in a similar way, which just makes this funnier. C:
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You...
mmm that was just...so...mmmmmmmm....
that made my day :)
Joker/mShep is my favorite pairing and I would give you anything if you wrote a sequel...or filled another prompt with these two!!!
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So we'll see.
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ohmygod the oral sex...
**fans self**
whew.
Dare I ask for a part2? What happens in the elevator? What happens in the loft? What happens the next time Shepard and Joker are on Omega...
he did say he wanted to try hanar (and given their fun little game of chicken in the cockpit, maybe Joker can be talked into that too!)
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Weeeeelllllll if you'd like I can certainly have a crack at it later this week (along with some of the zillion other half-written prompts on my kmeme document, hoho~)
I do love me some M!Shep/Joker, yessir. ;3 I'd love to try writing hanar porn properly too. Aliens are such fun!
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