Sep 09, 2008 00:31
in the name of all things furry where is Kage?!
Hrmph.
I suppose that, as the most intelligent a crewmember aboard this vessel, I must introduce myself properly to the masses.
Very well then.
Greetings. I am Pantaleon Gregorius Whiskers, your masseuse aboard the Elegante. Should you have need of my services, feel free to book a time at the Spa. Should you have annoying questions or a need to bother people, please throw yourself off the ship or consult the first mate because it’s his job to satiate you people.
Thank you for cruising with us. We do hope you enjoy your stay.
pantaleon,
first mate kage,
sarcasm get,
work,
oh god its you people,
public service announcement