ahahaha funny quiz, take it i dare ya!
aahahahahaha this is funny as, i got sent it in a spam email... its sposed to be dirty, but i just been laughing the whole time...
the best bit about it mel said she'd do it.. hehehe...i cant wait to see the answers...
Go for it!
Had sex? Yes
Had oral sex? Yes
Had anal sex? Nope
Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes! standard.
Devoted a whole day to sex? mm some what
Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? hahaha.hotel room.might have. hahahaa
Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes
Written an erotic story? nope
Fallen or lost balance during sex? haha yea in the shower, i've never laughed so hard.
Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes
Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes
Had sex while totally dressed? nope, i love getting me gear off.
Had sex while standing up? yep
Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? No... ewwww...
Had sex during a "monthly visit"? If its love, then it dont matter right...i know girls gooo ewwww!!yuckies!!but its different when you love someone...
Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yes
Used ice erotically? yes
Used hot melted wax erotically? nope, but i like covering my hand in wax, and no that is no way supposed to be sexual related....
Shaved your pubic hair? yeah i did all of it once, but it got too itchy, so just his 2 best men are bald eagles
Used a sex toy? yeah on a girl
Used a vibrator? yeah on a girl (what do you want me to say i shoved it up my claacker.. ahahaha yuck)
Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? sorry dude, if ya gunna do that you gotta use the best equipment....
Obtained money or a favor for sex? hahaha i aint no freakin hooker... but it would be an easy buck made...
Paid or granted a favor for sex? hahaha if it were that easy i'd advertise on the side of my van that i give favours on a regular basis...aahahaha
Given sex in sympathy? No
Had sex with a virgin? no..!
Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? 10 years older aint that bad, but younger, thats fucked up shit man!!!i aint going to prison
Had sex with your landlord? No
Had sex with a teacher? No :(
Had sex with a boss? No
Had sex with a relative? No. hahaha JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!!
Had sex with two members of the same family? No
Had sex with twins? No, went out with one though, she was real cute back in the day, but she was into the dance music, and Tony Jim (my mafia name) aint into no freaking dance music...
Had homosexual sex? no fucken way...i aint that josh dude that used to catch our bus...(oh Mel by the way i got a fucken real funny story to tell you bout him and angie....)remind me....!!!!
Had sex with a pet? No
Had sex with a farm animal? yeah thats why i like kangaroo's so much.. aaaaahahaha
Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? no
Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No
Had more than 10 sexual partners? No
Had more than 100 sexual partners? No
Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? no, but then again would you consider my left and my right hand two seperate partners
Had a menage-a-trois? hmmm...no, but mel if your keen my mobile is 0439731598
Had group sex (more than 3)? No, but it would be funny, i wouldnt know what to do with more than one Giny at once...
Participated in a swap/swinging club? No, but hopefully when im 80, i can go pick up a nice sheila and enough viagra to keep the tent up for months...
Had two regular partners at the same time? No
Had sex in a public place? yes!
If so, where? hahaha, never you mind mister...
Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes, but its not what you think, i was at home outside in the pool, you couldnt see what we were doing...
Had sex on the roof of a building? No
Had sex in a stationary car? yes! in both the van, my camry, a little red laser, deans car(christened by the way)
Had sex in a moving car? nope, not sex, a form of maybe
Are you a member of the mile high club? no, i wish!
Had sex outdoors at night? yep..
Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No
Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? No
Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? no
Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)? No
Had sex at your office or other work area? No
Met partner during work hours to have sex? yeah but i chucked a sicky...
Had sex in a public restroom? No
Had sex on public transportation? ahahahahaaaha
Had sex in a dark theatre? No
Had sex in the water? Yes
Had sex in an elevator? No
Had sex in a cemetery? No
Had sex in a store dressing room? nah just making out
Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? no. why would i seriously need that for?
Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? yep, hahaha schoolies. it was an experience
Looked at a nude magazine? Yes
Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Yes
Seen a live stripper? yes, it was funny, we all teased her and told her to get a real job and get off the heroin...you know we got escorted out by the bouncers...
Seen a live sex show? no
Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? mmm does paris hilton count?
Showered with a partner? yes
Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? hahahaha of course i have, everytime im on a freeway i have to moon atleast 1 car... hahaha... you know i had to go on the freeway coming home from newie on sunday...
Streaked with a group of six or more? no there was 4 of us, at a cricket game in the enterance about 3 months ago... it was sooo funny, hehehe i stole the stumps...
Stripped for someone? no..
Stripped for a group of 3 or more? nope
Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? yeah... it was funny....
Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yep
Showered while someone watched? nope
Masturbated? Im a bloke, maybe if you've asked in the last 3 hours i could say no...hahaha
Masturbated while someone watched? yes
Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no
Masturbated covertly in public? dude, i aint no pervert
Had sex while you knew someone was watching? no..
Been walked in on while having sex? hahaha yeah by a mate, its ok though
Walked in on someone having sex? yes, ahahahaha this girl though we'd set up a friend and made him howl like a dog during sex...and we got it on videotape...
Had phone sex? nope
Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes
Been the photographer for a nude photo? no
Been photographed nude? no
Been photographed having sex? no
Been videotaped having sex? Not yet
Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? nope
Role-played a sexual situation? nope
Taken part in transvestism? ahahaha, yeah on "gender bender"...one weekend we called this night gender bender, we had to dress up as girls, while the girls had to dress up as boys and go out and get blind... it was the funnest night, just taking the piss outta people...
Used a blindfold during sex? nope
Used handcuffs during sex? yep
what's your name? Anthony
zodiac sign? Capricorn
now on to the good stuff...
are you...
Gay, bisexual, straight, confused, "open-minded", "liberated", or asexual? Straight as an arrow!
do you like fetishes and all sorts of naughty stuff? nah thats a bit crazy for me, just making love with a loved one...
bondage (being tied, tying up people)? must admit not being able to use your hands drives you crazy...its pretty good...
massages? Yes.froth on them....
whips? and chains baby aaaahahaha.... YUCK!
role-play? no, its either like me for who i am, or FUCK OFF!
chocolate syrup? Yes.
handcuffs? Yes.
hot wax? Hmm, nah not like tha, i like putting it on my hand though.I though i answered this already.
whipped cream? Yes.
honey? Yes.
candles? Very romantic. I infact did it for Valentines day... i think you'll find it was an incredible moment, i never seen anyone cry (a good cry) before
pornography? yep
ice cubes? Yes.
boot worship? YEP! OH steel caps, i couldnt live without you... hahaah
oral fixation? its not a fixation, but its good fun.
what kind of build do you like (scrawny, cut, round)? i like chicks shorter than me, i dont care if theyre bone skinny, or got a bigger build, as long as they are BOHEMETHS i dont really care, its just what theyre like as a person, and no matter what have to have a cute smile, thats my biggest turnon.... but sexy is good...
favorite body parts? SMILES,Ass, face, hehehe and every guys weakness BOOBIES!
younger or older? either way, as long its within a 5 year range not too fussed.
shorter or taller? shorter (lil mel...;) ;) hehehehee i love stirring her up)
long or short hair? like on their head? long hair, i hate chicks that have shaved heads... ewww....
any specific hair and eye colors you like? dont know why but im a sucker for red hair, and black...oh and those porno little christina aguilara black bits...
do you like them to make the first move or you? them, coz i look too far into things sometimes, but its good making the first move and them recipericating
do you like them in makeup? NO!!! i HATE MAKEUP! ITS GAY, every chick looks hotter without makeup, xept the real ugly ones and even then makeup couldnt alter their appearance...
anything you like to see them wear (corsets, leather pants, skirts, dog collars, birthday suits)? I love the whole punk look, no the crazy wear shorts everyday of the week shaved head and a dog collar, just the cute punk..... still a sucker for a surfee girl though..
anything that really turns you off or makes you sick or makes you just want to punch a hole in the glass(clothing, yogurt, potatoes)? Massive ASSES like the ones you couldnt fit your arms around, cocky people, dickheads, luvos, dirty trolls, peanuts, peanut butter, banana's (theres something about them that just makes me think of dicks... ewww!!!! except its kool when chicks eat them... ;) ;) ), little shit dogs, slow drivers, stupid teachers from skool, ugly people, Boheimeths, a blown out day at the beach ....you know the usual...
the best bit about it mel said she'd do it.. hehehe...i cant wait to see the answers...
Go for it!
Had sex? Yes
Had oral sex? Yes
Had anal sex? Nope
Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes! standard.
Devoted a whole day to sex? mm some what
Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? hahaha.hotel room.might have. hahahaa
Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes
Written an erotic story? nope
Fallen or lost balance during sex? haha yea in the shower, i've never laughed so hard.
Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes
Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes
Had sex while totally dressed? nope, i love getting me gear off.
Had sex while standing up? yep
Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? No... ewwww...
Had sex during a "monthly visit"? If its love, then it dont matter right...i know girls gooo ewwww!!yuckies!!but its different when you love someone...
Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yes
Used ice erotically? yes
Used hot melted wax erotically? nope, but i like covering my hand in wax, and no that is no way supposed to be sexual related....
Shaved your pubic hair? yeah i did all of it once, but it got too itchy, so just his 2 best men are bald eagles
Used a sex toy? yeah on a girl
Used a vibrator? yeah on a girl (what do you want me to say i shoved it up my claacker.. ahahaha yuck)
Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? sorry dude, if ya gunna do that you gotta use the best equipment....
Obtained money or a favor for sex? hahaha i aint no freakin hooker... but it would be an easy buck made...
Paid or granted a favor for sex? hahaha if it were that easy i'd advertise on the side of my van that i give favours on a regular basis...aahahaha
Given sex in sympathy? No
Had sex with a virgin? no..!
Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? 10 years older aint that bad, but younger, thats fucked up shit man!!!i aint going to prison
Had sex with your landlord? No
Had sex with a teacher? No :(
Had sex with a boss? No
Had sex with a relative? No. hahaha JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!!
Had sex with two members of the same family? No
Had sex with twins? No, went out with one though, she was real cute back in the day, but she was into the dance music, and Tony Jim (my mafia name) aint into no freaking dance music...
Had homosexual sex? no fucken way...i aint that josh dude that used to catch our bus...(oh Mel by the way i got a fucken real funny story to tell you bout him and angie....)remind me....!!!!
Had sex with a pet? No
Had sex with a farm animal? yeah thats why i like kangaroo's so much.. aaaaahahaha
Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? no
Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No
Had more than 10 sexual partners? No
Had more than 100 sexual partners? No
Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? no, but then again would you consider my left and my right hand two seperate partners
Had a menage-a-trois? hmmm...no, but mel if your keen my mobile is 0439731598
Had group sex (more than 3)? No, but it would be funny, i wouldnt know what to do with more than one Giny at once...
Participated in a swap/swinging club? No, but hopefully when im 80, i can go pick up a nice sheila and enough viagra to keep the tent up for months...
Had two regular partners at the same time? No
Had sex in a public place? yes!
If so, where? hahaha, never you mind mister...
Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes, but its not what you think, i was at home outside in the pool, you couldnt see what we were doing...
Had sex on the roof of a building? No
Had sex in a stationary car? yes! in both the van, my camry, a little red laser, deans car(christened by the way)
Had sex in a moving car? nope, not sex, a form of maybe
Are you a member of the mile high club? no, i wish!
Had sex outdoors at night? yep..
Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No
Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? No
Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? no
Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)? No
Had sex at your office or other work area? No
Met partner during work hours to have sex? yeah but i chucked a sicky...
Had sex in a public restroom? No
Had sex on public transportation? ahahahahaaaha
Had sex in a dark theatre? No
Had sex in the water? Yes
Had sex in an elevator? No
Had sex in a cemetery? No
Had sex in a store dressing room? nah just making out
Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? no. why would i seriously need that for?
Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? yep, hahaha schoolies. it was an experience
Looked at a nude magazine? Yes
Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Yes
Seen a live stripper? yes, it was funny, we all teased her and told her to get a real job and get off the heroin...you know we got escorted out by the bouncers...
Seen a live sex show? no
Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? mmm does paris hilton count?
Showered with a partner? yes
Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? hahahaha of course i have, everytime im on a freeway i have to moon atleast 1 car... hahaha... you know i had to go on the freeway coming home from newie on sunday...
Streaked with a group of six or more? no there was 4 of us, at a cricket game in the enterance about 3 months ago... it was sooo funny, hehehe i stole the stumps...
Stripped for someone? no..
Stripped for a group of 3 or more? nope
Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? yeah... it was funny....
Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yep
Showered while someone watched? nope
Masturbated? Im a bloke, maybe if you've asked in the last 3 hours i could say no...hahaha
Masturbated while someone watched? yes
Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no
Masturbated covertly in public? dude, i aint no pervert
Had sex while you knew someone was watching? no..
Been walked in on while having sex? hahaha yeah by a mate, its ok though
Walked in on someone having sex? yes, ahahahaha this girl though we'd set up a friend and made him howl like a dog during sex...and we got it on videotape...
Had phone sex? nope
Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes
Been the photographer for a nude photo? no
Been photographed nude? no
Been photographed having sex? no
Been videotaped having sex? Not yet
Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? nope
Role-played a sexual situation? nope
Taken part in transvestism? ahahaha, yeah on "gender bender"...one weekend we called this night gender bender, we had to dress up as girls, while the girls had to dress up as boys and go out and get blind... it was the funnest night, just taking the piss outta people...
Used a blindfold during sex? nope
Used handcuffs during sex? yep
what's your name? Anthony
zodiac sign? Capricorn
now on to the good stuff...
are you...
Gay, bisexual, straight, confused, "open-minded", "liberated", or asexual? Straight as an arrow!
do you like fetishes and all sorts of naughty stuff? nah thats a bit crazy for me, just making love with a loved one...
bondage (being tied, tying up people)? must admit not being able to use your hands drives you crazy...its pretty good...
massages? Yes.froth on them....
whips? and chains baby aaaahahaha.... YUCK!
role-play? no, its either like me for who i am, or FUCK OFF!
chocolate syrup? Yes.
handcuffs? Yes.
hot wax? Hmm, nah not like tha, i like putting it on my hand though.I though i answered this already.
whipped cream? Yes.
honey? Yes.
candles? Very romantic. I infact did it for Valentines day... i think you'll find it was an incredible moment, i never seen anyone cry (a good cry) before
pornography? yep
ice cubes? Yes.
boot worship? YEP! OH steel caps, i couldnt live without you... hahaah
oral fixation? its not a fixation, but its good fun.
what kind of build do you like (scrawny, cut, round)? i like chicks shorter than me, i dont care if theyre bone skinny, or got a bigger build, as long as they are BOHEMETHS i dont really care, its just what theyre like as a person, and no matter what have to have a cute smile, thats my biggest turnon.... but sexy is good...
favorite body parts? SMILES,Ass, face, hehehe and every guys weakness BOOBIES!
younger or older? either way, as long its within a 5 year range not too fussed.
shorter or taller? shorter (lil mel...;) ;) hehehehee i love stirring her up)
long or short hair? like on their head? long hair, i hate chicks that have shaved heads... ewww....
any specific hair and eye colors you like? dont know why but im a sucker for red hair, and black...oh and those porno little christina aguilara black bits...
do you like them to make the first move or you? them, coz i look too far into things sometimes, but its good making the first move and them recipericating
do you like them in makeup? NO!!! i HATE MAKEUP! ITS GAY, every chick looks hotter without makeup, xept the real ugly ones and even then makeup couldnt alter their appearance...
anything you like to see them wear (corsets, leather pants, skirts, dog collars, birthday suits)? I love the whole punk look, no the crazy wear shorts everyday of the week shaved head and a dog collar, just the cute punk..... still a sucker for a surfee girl though..
anything that really turns you off or makes you sick or makes you just want to punch a hole in the glass(clothing, yogurt, potatoes)? Massive ASSES like the ones you couldnt fit your arms around, cocky people, dickheads, luvos, dirty trolls, peanuts, peanut butter, banana's (theres something about them that just makes me think of dicks... ewww!!!! except its kool when chicks eat them... ;) ;) ), little shit dogs, slow drivers, stupid teachers from skool, ugly people, Boheimeths, a blown out day at the beach ....you know the usual...