Train.
Mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! and all of you bastards who are
getting on, get your arse in the train, cause we're going down the
tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today.
"As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! and all of you bastards who are
getting on, get your arse in the train, cause we're going down the
tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today.
"As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."