--whether 'tis better to be naughty and entertaining than to be nice and a boring bastard ( Read more... )

From Dressed to Kill:

We all know that one of the main elements of attack is the element of surprise. So what could be more surprising than the First Battalion Transvestite Brigade? The Airborne Wing parachuting into dangerous areas with fanTAStic makeup. And a fantastic gun ( Read more... )

GnR is on MySpace

Chinese Democracy is really being released in less than three days, and I'm listening to the sample tracks posted on MySpace. Sure, the title track has a slow start; sure, I don't fully believe in Axl's ability to hold his octaves with any level of power at his age (I always enjoyed "Patience" because he didn't push the octaves, ( Read more... )

Democrats: "We forgive you. Let's put past battles behind us."

This is code for: "You fucked up. Please save us the trouble; go home and open up your veins in a hot bath."

I'm just funnin'.

I think Obama might actually be as forgiving as he says he is.

FOOL, booms my inner old-world Sicilian villainess ( Read more... )

Virginia is being called for Obama ...

PRESIDENT Barack Obama.

Hott Damn.

Ohio and Pennsylvania for Obama?

That's hott.

What if, one week before election day, McCain just goes, "J/K--LOL! This is my real running mate!" and introduces somebody entirely different. What if it seems like a great ticket to many people just because Palin's not on it anymore?

Considering the grandstanding we've seen already, this kind of move would not surprise me at all.