that one time... (1/1)

Apr 13, 2009 01:51

that one time... (aka 'stupid cat fic') (crack, pg-13) by holdmetightx
yunho/changmin (yoochun/hishand), 1222 words.
this is all yuxo's fault. i will never, ever live this fic down. sigh, brb killing myself.

'I don’t have the time for this,' Jaejoong states, arms crossed across his chest as he stares down at the kitten in the middle of the table, 'seriously, no time at all.' )

!ficlet, fandom: dong bang shin ki, pairing: yunho/changmin

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yuxo April 13 2009, 02:03:12 UTC
SPEECHLESS. I LOVE YOU TOO. :'DDDDDDDDDD CRIES ♥

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holdmetightx April 13 2009, 02:09:35 UTC
yeah, yeah ♥♥♥

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yuxo April 13 2009, 02:25:22 UTC
FUCKING SOBBING. I LIKE HOW THIS IS MY FAULT EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ASKED FOR ANY DETAIL ROFLROFL I WAS JUST THINKING OF KITTENS IN A BASKET AND YET YOU.

YOU TURNED CHANGMIN INTO A KITTY.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BAWLING. I AM BAWWWWWLING. JUST. CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH IT. OMFG. THANK YOU FOR THIS. IT IS LIKE. THE MOST. AMAZING. THING. EVER. IT HAS EVERYTHING THAT I COULD WANT. FLUFF. AND SEX. AND KITTENS. SDFLKASDFJSDF KITTENS. AND IT'S A CHANGMIN!KITTEN. DOES LIFE REALLY GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT!?!?

AND YOUR YOOCHUN IS SO SHINY ASDLFKJSPOWIEJALSKDJWPEIOJFJLASKDJFjas;dfkljwpoelkjpLJAPSLDFKJKDJF

THIS FIC IS SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNNNNN OMFG MEMS FOREVER IT'S TOO MUCH FUN FOR ME TO LET GO OF JUST YET ADSLFKJASLF

“Because that happens all the time.” Yoochun garbles around a mouthful of fruit as he bends down to examine the cat.

"Yeah, and so does people turning into cats." Yunho retorts back, full of sarcasm.

“It’s a very Changmin cat.” Yoochun states upon further examinationroflrofl it was from this point that i realized 1) i was going to ( ... )

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yuxo April 13 2009, 02:25:47 UTC
It only takes a minute for Changmin to rush back into the room, slide across the floor and jump back onto the bed and more specifically on top of Yunho.

this made me tingle all over. because as apathetic as he tries to get people to believe he is, he's actually soooo, sooooooooooo, soooooooooooooooooo whipped. :'DDDD

“Fish breath,” Changmin explains before he's kissing Yunho for the first time it what feels like for-fucking-ever with minty fresh breath and then he's pulling back, “this is so awesome,” he states, running his fingers through Yunho's hair, “fingers. Fingers are awesome,” he kisses Yunho again, tightening said fingers, “opposable thumbs too.” He adds as an afterthought and it's around that time that Yunho realizes he's completely naked.

WHY IS HE THE MOST ADORABLE CREATURE ON EARTH. WHY. WHYYYYYYYYY. SADLFJSDF EVEN BEING KINKY, HE'S JUST. TOO. CUTE. ASDFLJADSFKJ CHOKES ON CUTENESS ASDLFJASPSAJPWOIEASDFJK

“Missed you, don't miss the tail in the slightest though,” He murmurs, rocking down onto Yunho's hips, “that's ( ... )

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holdmetightx April 13 2009, 12:11:30 UTC
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE THE COMMENT LONGER THAN THE FIC. jfc, you have a talent there. there is too much flail, i can't reply to all of it. I'M GLAD YOU LOVED IT and, dude, 3 days is a long time. especially to be a cat. without opposable thumbs.

I LOVE YOU TOO, now never ever ask me to write anything ever again lmaoooo.

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