that one time... (1/1)

[maskyouwear]

that one time... (aka 'stupid cat fic') (crack, pg-13) by holdmetightx
yunho/changmin (yoochun/hishand), 1222 words.
this is all yuxo's fault. i will never, ever live this fic down. sigh, brb killing myself.

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[yuxo]

FUCKING SOBBING. I LIKE HOW THIS IS MY FAULT EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ASKED FOR ANY DETAIL ROFLROFL I WAS JUST THINKING OF KITTENS IN A BASKET AND YET YOU.

YOU TURNED CHANGMIN INTO A KITTY.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BAWLING. I AM BAWWWWWLING. JUST. CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH IT. OMFG. THANK YOU FOR THIS. IT IS LIKE. THE MOST. AMAZING. THING. EVER. IT HAS EVERYTHING THAT I COULD WANT. FLUFF. AND SEX. AND KITTENS. SDFLKASDFJSDF KITTENS. AND IT'S A CHANGMIN!KITTEN. DOES LIFE REALLY GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT!?!?

AND YOUR YOOCHUN IS SO SHINY ASDLFKJSPOWIEJALSKDJWPEIOJFJLASKDJFjas;dfkljwpoelkjpLJAPSLDFKJKDJF

THIS FIC IS SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNNNNN OMFG MEMS FOREVER IT'S TOO MUCH FUN FOR ME TO LET GO OF JUST YET ADSLFKJASLF

“Because that happens all the time.” Yoochun garbles around a mouthful of fruit as he bends down to examine the cat.

"Yeah, and so does people turning into cats." Yunho retorts back, full of sarcasm.

“It’s a very Changmin cat.” Yoochun states upon further examination

roflrofl it was from this point that i realized 1) i was going to fucking adore yoochun in this and 2) i'm in for quite a fucking ride with a kitty that used to be changmin. and wtf yunho deals with this well i mean if i were him, i would've flipped my shit 'til my changmin came back. ahahahahahaha

the splotch of brown on the white fur of its neck

I. WANT. THIS. KITTY. ADSIJSDPSJFLSDKJF GOES TO FIND ONE EXACTLY LIKE IT IN HOPES THAT IT'LL CHANGE INTO A CHANGMIN. ASDFLKASJDF YOU'VE RUINED CATS FOR ME FOREVER ARE YOU HAPPY

Junsu trying to subtly ask Hyukjae about that one time Sungmin went missing

crying whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy adsflkjds bffery unf unf

“At least my only company isn't my right hand.” Yunho sing-songs right back

THERE'S STILL MISS LEFTIE, OKAY? YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Despite the look of pure death on Jaejoong’s face he still has a hand hovering protectively over Changmin and he walks with careful, precise steps.

i can't even tell you how much i love this sentence. like. you're a big fucking fuck for knowing how utterly weak i am for jaejoong. UGH MY BIAS SHOWS SDKLFJSDFKLJ but goddammit, fucking fuck fuck. >:l YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, HUHN!? ladsfskjdsf sobs it's just, he's so exasperated but he's too much of a softie and sadlfkasdfkj JAEJOONG. cries

"You know what you have to do," Yoochun cuts in from where he's lying on the sofa, book held over his head, "have sex with him."

"What?" Yunho splutters.

"I don't know, it usually solves things." Yoochun shrugs.

"I'm not having sex with a cat you retard."

SOBBING. why am i quoting such long blocks of font BUT WHO CARES IT IS JUST SO. SHINY. AND. YOOCHUN. FSLKJSLKJLFSJ i hate to say it but he's actually right about that one. :l THOUGH I'M GLAD YUNHO DIDN'T LISTEN TO HIM BECAUSE LORD KNOWS THAT MAN COULD HAVE FOUND LOGIC IN SUCH A PROPOSAL. sldjweposkkwpissksj lmaolmaolmao awwwwwww :3333 sadlfjs i'm not even making sense anymore NOT THAT I DID IN THE FIRST PLACE but goddammit you're killing me here.