The Unofficial But Not Deadly Supernatural Drinking Game
We now present...
maskedfangirl and sockkiah's UNOFFICIAL Supernatural Drinking Game.
Because we thought the official one we found would result in alcohol poisoning.
Take a sip every time:
Sip= 1 small mouthful.
-Someone says "Dude."
-Dean calls Sam, "Sammy."
-Dean's eating a sandwich. (A sandwich is meat between bread. Includes burgers.)
-"Bitch." "Jerk."
-Someone points out that Sam is a giant.
-Sam is a total buzzkill/issues a bitchface. (Degree of buzzkill that counts is at your discretion. How much booze do you have left? How many more episodes do you intend on watching?)
-Dean expresses affection for the Metallicar.
-Salt is used to ward off evil.
-A set has godawful wall treatments.
-Bobby throws holy water on someone.
-The Winchester brothers pretend to be respectable members of society. (i.e. priests, insurance salesmen, nice gay neighbours, etc.)
Take a drink every time:
Drink= 2 normal-sized gulps
-Someone thinks Sam and Dean are a couple.
-A Winchester says, "He's my brother."
-The monster turns out to be a creepy little girl.
-Someone from a Joss Whedon show guest stars.
-Dean encourages Sam to get laid.
-Sam beds a monster.
-There is an exorcism.
-Dean sheds a single, manly tear.
-Sam is upset about being a "freak" or a "monster." (Actually uses the word.)
-Dean sings.
-The Colt doesn't work.
-One of the boys plays a prank.
-Dean stares intensely into someone's eyes.
-One of the boys alludes to watching porn.
-One of the Winchesters (including parents) dies. (Includes: dream sequences, look-alikes, flashbacks, visions, and fake-outs.)
Take a shot or drain the bottle every time:
Seriously, drink it up!
-The Winchester brothers FINALLY FUCKING HUG!
* * * *
We have attempted to craft this so that you will definitely be able to take multiple drinks in every episode... yet without dying. We have done preliminary tests with a few random episodes, and all seems well. However! You have an out in "Mystery Spot." If you are looking like you might die, quit drinking. I highly doubt Asia is going to play you back.
ALSO! COMPLETELY AND 100% UNTESTED AND WE JUST CAME UP WITH THIS ABOUT AN HOUR AGO!
sockkiah is a Dean girl. I am a Sam girl. Obviously there are but two of us, so wouldn't it be fun for each of us to play as a Winchester, and see who gets drunker? If you are in a situation like this, this version of our game might be fun! As I said, we just came up with this about an hour ago, and this is totally, in every way, untested.
Your resident Sam girl should drink when:
-You say, "He's my brother." (Sip.)
-You say, "dude." (Sip.)
-You make a bitchface. (Sip.)
-You are referred to as a giant, Sasquatch, etc. (Sip.)
-You call your brother a "jerk." (Sip.)
-You are uncomfortable with impersonating an authority figure. (Drink.)
-You use your freaky psychic powers. (Drink.)
-You forget your brother's pie. (Drink.)
-You play a prank. (Drink.)
-You get drunk. (Drink.)
-So how about: You helplessly go along with a ridiculous story your brother tells. (i.e. You collect dolls and play with them all the time, you are a Christian scientist and can't imbibe alcohol, etc.)(Drink.)
-You have sex and she turns out to be a monster. (Drink.)
-You get upset about being a "freak" or a "monster," and actually refer to yourself as such. (Drink.)
-You die. (Drink.)
-You hug your brother. (Drain the bottle.)
Your resident Dean girl should drink when:
-You eat. (Sip.)
-You say, "dude." (Sip.)
-You say, "he's my brother." (Sip.)
-You express affection for your car. (Sip.)
-You call your brother a "bitch." (Sip.)
-You eat pie. (Drink.)
-You check out a girl. (Drink.)
-You stare intensely into someone's eyes. (Drink.)
-You play a prank. (Drink.)
-You encourage your brother to get laid. (Drink.)
-You sing. (Drink.)
-You shed a single, manly tear. (Drink.)
-You allude to watching porn. (Drink.)
-You die. (Drink... and remember what I said about "Mystery Spot.")
-You hug your brother. (Drain the bottle.)
ENJOY! :D
maskedfangirl and sockkiah's UNOFFICIAL Supernatural Drinking Game.
Because we thought the official one we found would result in alcohol poisoning.
Take a sip every time:
Sip= 1 small mouthful.
-Someone says "Dude."
-Dean calls Sam, "Sammy."
-Dean's eating a sandwich. (A sandwich is meat between bread. Includes burgers.)
-"Bitch." "Jerk."
-Someone points out that Sam is a giant.
-Sam is a total buzzkill/issues a bitchface. (Degree of buzzkill that counts is at your discretion. How much booze do you have left? How many more episodes do you intend on watching?)
-Dean expresses affection for the Metallicar.
-Salt is used to ward off evil.
-A set has godawful wall treatments.
-Bobby throws holy water on someone.
-The Winchester brothers pretend to be respectable members of society. (i.e. priests, insurance salesmen, nice gay neighbours, etc.)
Take a drink every time:
Drink= 2 normal-sized gulps
-Someone thinks Sam and Dean are a couple.
-A Winchester says, "He's my brother."
-The monster turns out to be a creepy little girl.
-Someone from a Joss Whedon show guest stars.
-Dean encourages Sam to get laid.
-Sam beds a monster.
-There is an exorcism.
-Dean sheds a single, manly tear.
-Sam is upset about being a "freak" or a "monster." (Actually uses the word.)
-Dean sings.
-The Colt doesn't work.
-One of the boys plays a prank.
-Dean stares intensely into someone's eyes.
-One of the boys alludes to watching porn.
-One of the Winchesters (including parents) dies. (Includes: dream sequences, look-alikes, flashbacks, visions, and fake-outs.)
Take a shot or drain the bottle every time:
Seriously, drink it up!
-The Winchester brothers FINALLY FUCKING HUG!
* * * *
We have attempted to craft this so that you will definitely be able to take multiple drinks in every episode... yet without dying. We have done preliminary tests with a few random episodes, and all seems well. However! You have an out in "Mystery Spot." If you are looking like you might die, quit drinking. I highly doubt Asia is going to play you back.
ALSO! COMPLETELY AND 100% UNTESTED AND WE JUST CAME UP WITH THIS ABOUT AN HOUR AGO!
sockkiah is a Dean girl. I am a Sam girl. Obviously there are but two of us, so wouldn't it be fun for each of us to play as a Winchester, and see who gets drunker? If you are in a situation like this, this version of our game might be fun! As I said, we just came up with this about an hour ago, and this is totally, in every way, untested.
Your resident Sam girl should drink when:
-You say, "He's my brother." (Sip.)
-You say, "dude." (Sip.)
-You make a bitchface. (Sip.)
-You are referred to as a giant, Sasquatch, etc. (Sip.)
-You call your brother a "jerk." (Sip.)
-You are uncomfortable with impersonating an authority figure. (Drink.)
-You use your freaky psychic powers. (Drink.)
-You forget your brother's pie. (Drink.)
-You play a prank. (Drink.)
-You get drunk. (Drink.)
-So how about: You helplessly go along with a ridiculous story your brother tells. (i.e. You collect dolls and play with them all the time, you are a Christian scientist and can't imbibe alcohol, etc.)(Drink.)
-You have sex and she turns out to be a monster. (Drink.)
-You get upset about being a "freak" or a "monster," and actually refer to yourself as such. (Drink.)
-You die. (Drink.)
-You hug your brother. (Drain the bottle.)
Your resident Dean girl should drink when:
-You eat. (Sip.)
-You say, "dude." (Sip.)
-You say, "he's my brother." (Sip.)
-You express affection for your car. (Sip.)
-You call your brother a "bitch." (Sip.)
-You eat pie. (Drink.)
-You check out a girl. (Drink.)
-You stare intensely into someone's eyes. (Drink.)
-You play a prank. (Drink.)
-You encourage your brother to get laid. (Drink.)
-You sing. (Drink.)
-You shed a single, manly tear. (Drink.)
-You allude to watching porn. (Drink.)
-You die. (Drink... and remember what I said about "Mystery Spot.")
-You hug your brother. (Drain the bottle.)
ENJOY! :D