Mar 24, 2010 00:16
The little Mermaid 2: Return to the sea
11:42PM -
Woo, let’s get this partay started! Ok, so what I’m going to do is watch The Little Mermaid 2 (TLM2 from now on) and comment on it in real time. Let’s see this thing roll!
11:42PM -
“Hey Jim” Oh hey there Frank. “Jim, I’ve been thinking” About what Frank? “I was thinking, how are we going to fit both a seagull AND some arss shots in this film?”… well why don’t we just stick ‘em in the opening scene together? “Jim, you’re beautiful! Have money” Thanks Frank.
The opening scene.
11:45PM -
MUTANT FOUR FINGERED CHILD!!!!!! IT’S REACHING FOR YOUR THROAT ARIEL!
11:47PM -
A singing ship, how original. Plus yes, I AM laughing at them saying seaweed so much.
11:45PM -
Ariels cumming…
11:47PM -
Singing….squid?
11:47PM -
Why can’t the Dolphin speak?
11:48PM -
Atlantians Supermaning there way out of the ocean, they got class and patience!
11:50PM -
THAT RAINBOW IS ILLOGICAL! The sun’s in the wrong spot for it to work :/
11:51PM -
Urselas CRAZY sister D:
11:52PM -
Undertone, the SUPER WHALE SHARK!!!!
11:52PM -
Rays, THE single most evil of the sea creatures
11:54PM -
“Oh noes, she’s rotating!” Grab her you fools “ROTATING!”
11:54PM -
“I shall entrust my granddaughters life… to a singing crab”
11:55PM -
I hate Ariels immaculately clean castle, I can’t even keep my room clean :/
11:55PM-
This post may just go on FOREVER at this rate.
11:56PM -
Why oh why does the seagull sound like an oldman from the Bronx?
11:58PM -
“We must not let my granddaughter ever find out she’s a mermaid… so let’s let her live RIGHT next to the sea with a talking crab as her guardian………… I need professional help”
11:59PM -
“Why can I breath underwater… I wanna go eat cake now :D”
12:01PM -
…Why is she throwing fish into a clam?... How does that make magic? O.0
12:05PM -
STOP SWIMMING THROUGH THE CLOUDS! THAT’S NOT HOW REFLECTION WORKS!!!!!!!!!
12:06PM -
“Well well, if it isn’t the birthday girl all covered in seaweed and landwee”…what? “Sewage… you swam through the sewage pipes”…. EWW!!!!
12:06PM -
“Well if my daughter can play in the sewage then I’ll be DAMNED if I can’t!”
12:06PM -
This girl has THE most amazing eyebrows… they’re they size of her arms D:
12:06PM -
“Hitting on my daughter, what a splendid idea!”
12:07PM -
These kids are one of four things:
1. Amazingly muscly
2. Pompus freckled fat folk
3. Skimpy Sluts
4. In the background
12:08PM -
“My my, I love the way your back cracks when I squeeze it”
12:09PM -
Mad Frenchmen with axes make the people laugh
12:10PM -
The design of her room allows WAY too much light to enter, she’d never sleep and have screwed up sleep patterns.
12:11PM -
Who sticks a BIG ‘OL painting of a ship on the bed of girl who’s not allowed to go into the sea?
Also, Sebastian’s explanation of becoming a teenager is SO disgusting
12:12PM -
… How to crabs even sneeze? O.0
AND RAYS SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO SNIGGER!
And you know what? I’m ending this here and now.
Disney went too far……….SNIGGERING!