oo8 --> vs. Celebrations!

[masked_elite]

[The PCD clicks on, to reveal...

A giant cake.

A cake that is freaking huge. At least three layers tall.]

Sir Laaaaance, [comes the whispering voice from off-camera. Will says it softly, quietly, like he's trying to sneak up on him or something.] Sir Laaaaance.

You can't hide forever, sir Lance.

[Will finally creeps onto the camera, wearing

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[feel_nevermore]

Have you ever considered that maybe he doesn't like birthdays? Can't you just leave him alone?

[Raven is so totally projecting her own distaste for birthdays onto Lance there. Especially since she doesn't even know Lance.]

[masked_elite]

....but-

S-sir Lance is my friend.

[Wibble wibble wibble.]

[feel_nevermore]

So what? My point is still valid. [Back in her world, her friends are precisely those intending to throw an unwanted birthday party for her.]

Did you ask him if he really wanted to celebrate?

[masked_elite]

Well...

....no.

[feel_nevermore]

[A snort.] Of course, you didn't.

All you were thinking about was throwing a party and have fun?

Che... How come people can't understand that not all of us have the definition of fun? [She looks downright angry now.]

[masked_elite]

B-but Sir Lance said 'thank you'!

[Shrinking a bit in her anger.]

[feel_nevermore]

...He did?

[Her anger deflates quite a bit at that.]

Well didn't that occur to you that maybe he said that because you're his friend and he didn't want to hurt your feelings?

[masked_elite]

Sir Lance would never hurt my feelings!

[feel_nevermore]

[A sigh.] If you know that he wouldn't, then in turn you should be more careful about his feelings.

So next time, make sure you ask if he wants a birthday party before you set one up. Is that clear?

[Pinning him down with her gaze now.]

[Private]

[masked_elite]

[There's a quiet pause, before Will's smile fades out, and he fixes her with a stern look of his own- all of a sudden, just utterly and completely different from the Will that had giggled and flailed around just a few moments before.]

You're not allowed to tell me what to do, Miss.

[Private]

[feel_nevermore]

[What the hell...? Raven blinks. If this isn't a case of multiple personality disorder, the she doesn't know what this is.]

Which is good because I don't think I did. Not to you anyway...

[Private] >_< sorry for the edit WILL SOUNDED SUPERGAY. Like. Moreso than normal. 8\

[masked_elite]

[NOT QUITE, really no, he just... likes acting like an idiot, with an emphasis on the 'acting'. It's a Will thing.]

I'm quite aware of what Lance feels. Before assuming anything about our friendship, why don't you take a deep breath and realize that I know him quite a bit better than you do, my dear.

Re: [Private] No problem. I'll just have to edit mine then...

[feel_nevermore]

I didn't intend on assuming anything... And I would never go as far as pretend I know someone when I don't.

But watching you act as you were no later than a few moments ago, it was very hard to believe you were quite aware of anything. At all.

[Private] s-sorry again I FAIL. Also <3 your Raven. /is Draco-mun

[masked_elite]

Isn't that the fun of it though?

[He laughs softly.]

Not being aware. Nothing is serious, surely you know that by now.

[Private] Aww, thanks <3 I try. And I'm sure Draco/Raven times will be epic!!!

[feel_nevermore]

[She snorts.]

I'm afraid I'm not the right person to be asked about that.

For I, as I already suspected and as you so blatantly proved me once again, have absolutely no clue what fun is.

Nor do I know why people insist on trying to get some in everything they do.

[She doesn't even like birthday parties... That's saying something.]

But to each his own they say...

[Private] <3 God I just realized how POLAR OPPOSITE they are XD

[masked_elite]

[LE GASP, aaand he's back to his ridiculous self.]

You don't know what fun is!?