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Dec 06, 2009 18:52

[Waking up to find that your hairgel is gone is an inconvenience, at best. But when the closet then doesn't want to actually give you any and you are a German who happens to care be anal about order, and cleanliness, etc. etc. etc., finding a letter such as the following:

GERMANY.
I HAVE STOLEN THAT WHICH IS MOST IMPORTANT TO YA YOU. IF YA YOU WANT IT BACK YOU MUST ADMIT TO EVERYONE THAT YA YOU ARE A LEGO MANIAC
SINCERELY,

at this point, the letter is followed by a million crossouts because the author can't figure out what to sign it.

P.S.: THIS IS FOR LEAVING ME IN THE KITCHEN AND FIFA.

Is not exactly the thing you want to get.

Using his obviously awesome skills of investigating (although the gestapo had nothing on the Stasi), he deduces it's probably ... ]

....Denmark, is there something you want to talk about?

[comment] denmark

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