My first fanmix - And hey, it's Cartman/Kyle!

[mase992]

Cross-posted to slashpark

So after reading Lex Talionis by Foodstamp I wanted to explore the strictly pathological nature of the one-sided relationship between Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski. I tried to depict Cartman's suggested psychosis and the obsessive lengths he goes to to make Kyle his, resorting to physical assault, psychological and sexual abuse. As the fanmix progresses --namely from song 5 onwards-- his illness becomes more apparent and dangerous, smothering Kyle's resolve, leaving him with only his fear and anxiety to fuel his hatred-filled desire to escape from him (and get to Stan).

The way I present the one-sided abusive relationship shared by these two is based on my own head-canon (and inspired by other awesome fanfics I've read) where Cartman is obsessed with Ky, channeling his attraction in twisted, uncontrollable actions (always keeping in mind that Eric's a sick, sadistic bastard) that he himself doesn't completely understand and comes to accept until the inception of pure insanity which takes root in his subconscious. This is a glimpse of the Eric Cartman we saw in "Scott Tenorman Must Die"; this is a study on the pathos of love-hate and psychosis.
Plus, I just love the dynamics between these two. So without further ado...

"Monster Mouth"
A Cartman/Kyle Faminx
1. Platypus (I Hate You) - Green Day
(Kyle to Cartman)

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die

2. Bruises and Bitemarks - Good with Grenades
(Cartman to Kyle)

you're in a place for fear
lips are for biting here
let’s make this moment worth the while
let’s kill the night and go down in style
feel the magic rise
we're plotting our demise
of perspiration and alcohol as I introduce the bedroom brawl

3. Shut me up - Mindless Self Indulgence
(Kyle to Cartman)

I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a fuckin' minute

4. The Ultimate Fling - Poets of the Fall
(Cartman to Kyle)

Ashtrays filled with the fruits of our transgressions,
Here and there sarcasm overflows.
To stay, I need the sitcom to be rerun
Till I get the gist of just how it goes.
So what would you have me do?

Give me a reason, come on and make my day,
Cos I'm out of cheeks to turn the other way.
Ask yourself just how lucky do you feel?

5. The Dark I Know Well - Lili Cooper and Ilse-Lauren Pritchard
(Cartman and Kyle)

God, it’s good - the lovin’ - ain’t it good tonight?
You ain’t seen nothing yet - gonna treat you right.
It’s just you and me
Child you’re a beauty.

I don’t scream, though I know it’s wrong
I just play along
I lie there and breathe
Lie there and breathe

6. Back Against the Wall - Cage the Elephant
(Kyle to Cartman)

I said you got me where you want me again
And I can't turn away
I'm hangin' by a thread and I'm feelin' like a fool
I'm stuck here in between
The shadows of my yesterday
I want to get away
I need to get away

7. Tristan - Patric Wolf
(Cartman to Kyle)

Stuck on a line
Of misadventure
I fear no crime

I am the victim
And the murderer
You speak of love
But I’ve never heard of her

I am fucked
And I am fucking too

8. Sober - Tool
(Kyle to Cartman)

There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every step I take,
making every promise empty,
pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking viper
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now, the pattern called “must we”

9. Every You, Every Me - Placebo
(Cartman to Kyle)

Like the naked leads the blind.
I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind.
Sucker love I always find
Someone to bruise and leave behind.

10. Prelude 12/21 - AFI
(Kyle to Cartman)

This is what I brought you this you can keep,
This is what I brought you may forget me.
I promise to depart just promise one thing,
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

11. Monster Mouth - 9giants
(Kyle to Cartman)

No lyrics available, sorry.

12. Hitler in my Heart - Anthony and the Johnsons
(Cartman to Kyle)

As I search for a piece of kindness
And I find Hitler in my heart

And he is whispering
"As sure as love will spring
From the Well of Blood in Vain, oh Jew!
The Well of Blood in Vain!"

13. Coma - Sigur Rós
(Instrumental)

14. Opposites Attract - Clint Mansell
(Instrumental)

Epilogue:
15. The End of This Chapter - Sonata Arctica
(Cartman to Kyle)

They said, I won't find you, but now, I'm beside you
I'm not all that stable,
You should know by now that you are mine!

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