and shortly after we got her simmered down from La Niece
Le Nephew decided telling his mother that he hates us all and we're horrible people because he can't have a donut before bed was an excellent plan. (HE IS FOUR, WTF?) When his mother's eye was already jumping.
DO NEITHER OF HER PROGENY HAVE ANY SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCTS? I MEAN REALLY? I AM GOING TO BE SO SORE AND EXHAUSTED COME NIGHT'S END JUST KEEPING HER FROM KILLING BOTH OF THEM. THIS IS WHY I'M NOT HAVING KIDS; I KNOW WHAT ALL GOES INTO DOING THIS SHIT RIGHT. PARENTS, I SALUTE YOU AND YOU CAN KEEP THIS SHIT.
Tonight is SOOOO gonna be a 2 xanax night. Fuck the small shit, I'm riding this bitch to the end.
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DO NEITHER OF HER PROGENY HAVE ANY SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCTS? I MEAN REALLY? I AM GOING TO BE SO SORE AND EXHAUSTED COME NIGHT'S END JUST KEEPING HER FROM KILLING BOTH OF THEM. THIS IS WHY I'M NOT HAVING KIDS; I KNOW WHAT ALL GOES INTO DOING THIS SHIT RIGHT. PARENTS, I SALUTE YOU AND YOU CAN KEEP THIS SHIT.
Tonight is SOOOO gonna be a 2 xanax night. Fuck the small shit, I'm riding this bitch to the end.
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