Comments | masayuki: Foxmaster Sly

masayuki

Foxmaster Sly

Mar 21, 2005 21:55

Last night was possibly the weirdest night of my life. I had dinner with my dad and both of my brothers, and my dad got really drunk and started talking about the last time he and my mom had sex. And as if that wasn't weird enough...my brother and I started talking about someone, and my dad butted in and---fuck it, I'm transcribing the conversation ( Read more... )

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tell Piero he can have them slurpeeslut March 22 2005, 07:06:51 UTC

damn right I had the best boobs...

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Re: tell Piero he can have them masayuki March 22 2005, 07:20:06 UTC

it's a good thing you took the implants out, honey. my dad has a bad back, and he would probably throw it out from all the bouncing.

but yeah, i'll for sure let him know if you're interested. it's definitely a possibility, now that you're a consenting adult and he's single again. how would you like to be my stepmom?

Re: tell Piero he can have them snake_youth March 22 2005, 07:37:57 UTC

i never met this karina, but g, i have to say, that's a nice rack.

dylanbuckley March 22 2005, 07:41:05 UTC

I'm not flat. *pout*

she's better off sleeping on the floor because she fell right off the bed dylanbuckley March 22 2005, 07:41:52 UTC

P.S. It's adooooorable that you listen to Blink-182. I still have Dude Ranch, hehe.

masayuki March 22 2005, 07:47:29 UTC

I think my dad was too drunk to remember you, sweetheart.

drackonidae March 24 2005, 04:44:53 UTC

i mean, i know my boobs are small, but they arent THAT small...

masayuki March 24 2005, 14:06:24 UTC

my dad has never met you.

and you're not weird.

snake_youth March 29 2005, 15:59:15 UTC

lol

drackonidae March 25 2005, 01:34:45 UTC

who said anything about being weird?