Foxmaster Sly

[masayuki]

Last night was possibly the weirdest night of my life. I had dinner with my dad and both of my brothers, and my dad got really drunk and started talking about the last time he and my mom had sex. And as if that wasn't weird enough...my brother and I started talking about someone, and my dad butted in and---fuck it, I'm transcribing the conversation:

Dad: who's ________?
G.P.: a really weird girl
Giorgio: she came to the house once, a long time ago
Dad: oh, was she that really flat girl?
Giorgio: uh...
G.P.: they're all flat with Giorgio
Dad: yeah, what's the matter with you, Giorgio? do you not like boobs or something?
Giorgio: uh...
Dad: although I have to say, Mikaela was alright
Giorgio: uh...
Dad: but you know who had the best boobs of Giorgio's girlfriends? that girl who's father was a musician...what was her name?
G.P.: Karina
Dad: yeah, CO-REE-NA, she was a cutie. but you were too young at the time...

wow.

just...wow