The Seven Habits of Highly Moronic Teenagers

[masayuki]

1. Wrist-Slitting: Most people I know who cut themselves have no intentions of committing suicide; they just want attention. Then they give these bullshit excuses like, "I'm feeling a strong emotional pain on the inside, and I need to let it out by inflicting that same pain on my outer self." For about three weeks of freshman year I dated a girl

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[judyshaw]

i smile.

[matadors]

i can't tell if number seven is making fun of yourself, or if youre actually serious.

this is very maddox.

[masayuki]

Think harder.

[matadors]

you changed it from rants to 'list of things that piss me off' rants

[masayuki]

How observant of you! Who knows? Maybe it's a clue...

[imurbowlofrice]

g., i really hope u didn't write that. ya its funny haha but u might really offend people with number one

[wetzel]

♥

[masayuki]

That's correct, Maxwell. Finally, somebody who understands!

♣

[d_ayna]

You're my favorite.