We've got a two-fer here.
Story/Series Name: <--- red flag
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Culprit Author's Name: spikeshonies4evah
Full Name (plus titles if any): William Giles (a.k.a. Spike, and no I'm not kidding.)
Full Species: Human, not a vampire.
Hair Color: "Her silky blond hair was curled, hanging down, as it framed her face and shined gallantly. The luminence in her hair put a grin..." oh wait, that's Buffy. He's "a bleached-blonde hottie".
Annoying Origin: He "blew up the gym in my old school". Sound familiar?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: This is supposed to be Spike, who *is* a canon character. Why, God, why?
Annoying Special Abilities: Horrible English accent, making Buffy act like a slut.
Other Annoying Traits: Purrs, apparently; completely out of character; manages to be a normal human of high-school age despite being (according to canon) some 200 years old; not evil or crazy, like Normal Spike; gets away with staring at Buffy's "tight red halter-top that showed much cleavage" and "tan thighs".
A small sample of the story: Hell, it's short.
A/N: Hey guys I hope you like our new story. This is the second one we wrote counting the dream. Everyone is human in this story.
The high school bells rang as groups of wild teenagers crowded in the hallways. Students rushed to their first class. Unfortunately, Cordellia and her friends, the "popular group”, in Buffy's mind "the sluts," were in all of Buffy’s classes. Buffy sat in her seat waiting for the tardy bell to ring, as she heard a clatter from Cordellia's group.
"Oh my gosh! I heard there's a new student in our school. I don't know what he looks like, but I heard he was a major hottie. Anyways, if he is then I’m definitely going for him and no one is gonna stand in my way.” said Cordellia.
"Yeah. He is definitely going to love you. I mean you’re totally hot, so why not?” said one of Cordellia's stuck up friends.
Buffy couldn't help, but wonder what the new student might look like. "I wonder if he really is a hottie," Buffy thought. As if to answer her question, a bleach-blond haired student walked in the classroom and was followed by the teacher, Mrs. Waters.
Buffy couldn't help lowering her jaw at him. He was soooo gorgeous. She didn’t think she had ever used that word on a guy.
"Hello class! This is our new student, William Giles,” said Mrs. Waters.
William started to walk to a seat, but Mrs. Waters stopped him. "Well, William, why don’t you tell us a little bit about yourself."
"Well, there's not much to say about myself."
"Well, if you don’t mind, why don’t you start off by telling us why you moved to Sunnydale."
"Oh yeah, um, I kinda blew up the gym in my old school so now I have to go to this sodden dumpster."
"Uh, alright, thank you. Why don’t you take a seat next to Miss Summers.”
"And who's that?"
"Oh, yes, that is the girl right over there.” said Mrs. Waters, as she pointed to the empty seat next to Buffy.
Spike walked over almost tripping as he stared at Buffy with an intense gaze, which made Buffy blush to a light pink.
As Spike sat down, he noticed Buffy’s tan thighs. He looked her up and down.
She was wearing a tight red halter-top that showed much cleavage, and a short little black skirt with black sandals. Her silky blond hair was curled, hanging down, as it framed her face and shined gallantly. The luminence in her hair put a grin on Spike's gorgeous face.
He just wanted to jump her bones right there and then.
"Aren't you just a little feisty thing, luv." said spike as he purred.
Buffy smiled a huge grin that made Spike all excited.
Cordellia stared in disgust, as she and the rest of the class heard Spike's comment.
**********************Class ended 55 minutes.************************
"So, pet, do you always look this beautiful or is it just a one time deal?” said Spike smirking as he walked out of class with Buffy and a following Cordellia.
Just then Xander walked up to Spike and Buffy.
"Hey who's the new kid?” asked Xander.
"The name is William, my friends call me Spike, but you can call me William,” said Spike smiling.
"So," said Spike,” Do you want to go to this club I heard about called the Bronze or something stupidly familiar to that?' Spike asked Buffy.
A/N: Hey guys, sorry to leave you off on a cliff hanger, but wait till next time, but till then tell us what you think and review!!!!!!!
Thanx Ya'll. Inspiration is key!!!(rememeber)
And our second contestant,
Story or Series Title: "The Dream"
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Culprit Author's Name: spikeshonies4evah
Full Name: Buffy Ann Summers
Full Species: Human
Eye Color: "Big, green eyes"... I can't decide if that's better or worse than "priceless emeralds".
Special Possessions: A "red silk nightgown that showed a good amount of skin", a "sweet vanilla scent".
Annoying Origin: Canon character
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Not only is poor Buffy a canon character, she's also the star of the show. Gah, pain.
Annoying Special Abilities: Making Spike feel all protective, (apparently) dreaming the same thing as Spike (ooh- empathic connection), can suffocate people with her sweet vanilla scent.
Other Annoying Traits: Acts nothing like Buffy, induces Spike to act nothing like Spike.
Include a sample: This one's short, too.
A/N: This story takes place after spike started feeding again on human flesh and blood . He's very tired and decides to go back to Xander's place to get a good day sleep since sunrise is almost up.
We hope you enjoy and pleeeeeeeaze review!
I lazily walked to my room where I threw myself on the bed. My thoughts instantly went to Buffy, but soon I drifted off to sleep. I heard a knock at the door. What does
the Whelp want now?"Come in," I said sleepily.Then I saw what I had never seen in my life.Her radiant beauty stood
before my eyes as the moon cast its light on her."B..Buffy?"
She just walked up to me and said nothing. I looked at her questioningly. She was wearing her silk,red nightgown that
showed a good amount of skin. I looked into those big, green eyes and what I saw broke my heart. A tear rolled down her rosy cheeks.
I asked her what was wrong,but she jsut simply put a finger to my lips and muttered something under her breath that only someone with vampiric hearing could hear.
She layed back and nuzzled her face in the crook of my neck.I jsut layed there, holding her tight as a thousand thoughts collided my mind. Whoever made her cry was going to pay big time. Even if I had to rip them apart till the very last bloody shred.
Before I knew it she was kissing me passionately.It was a good thing I didn't need air or else I would have sufficated in her sweet vanilla scent.
She broke apart and whispered,"Please don't ever leave me." ***********************************************
Buffy gasped for air as she woke from the dream. *********************************************** Spike sat straight up with a bolt."What the bloody hell?" *************************************** tbc? please review
Notes: I do have to point to this person's reviewers. We've got lots of wankage ("::claps:: Much beetr! I love it is coming along great i cant wait for u to update") and lots of genuine complaints ("In short: Capitalization is not an option. Using a spellchecker is not an option. Betas are your friends.")
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Culprit Author's Name: spikeshonies4evah
Full Name (plus titles if any): William Giles (a.k.a. Spike, and no I'm not kidding.)
Full Species: Human, not a vampire.
Hair Color: "Her silky blond hair was curled, hanging down, as it framed her face and shined gallantly. The luminence in her hair put a grin..." oh wait, that's Buffy. He's "a bleached-blonde hottie".
Annoying Origin: He "blew up the gym in my old school". Sound familiar?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: This is supposed to be Spike, who *is* a canon character. Why, God, why?
Annoying Special Abilities: Horrible English accent, making Buffy act like a slut.
Other Annoying Traits: Purrs, apparently; completely out of character; manages to be a normal human of high-school age despite being (according to canon) some 200 years old; not evil or crazy, like Normal Spike; gets away with staring at Buffy's "tight red halter-top that showed much cleavage" and "tan thighs".
A small sample of the story: Hell, it's short.
A/N: Hey guys I hope you like our new story. This is the second one we wrote counting the dream. Everyone is human in this story.
The high school bells rang as groups of wild teenagers crowded in the hallways. Students rushed to their first class. Unfortunately, Cordellia and her friends, the "popular group”, in Buffy's mind "the sluts," were in all of Buffy’s classes. Buffy sat in her seat waiting for the tardy bell to ring, as she heard a clatter from Cordellia's group.
"Oh my gosh! I heard there's a new student in our school. I don't know what he looks like, but I heard he was a major hottie. Anyways, if he is then I’m definitely going for him and no one is gonna stand in my way.” said Cordellia.
"Yeah. He is definitely going to love you. I mean you’re totally hot, so why not?” said one of Cordellia's stuck up friends.
Buffy couldn't help, but wonder what the new student might look like. "I wonder if he really is a hottie," Buffy thought. As if to answer her question, a bleach-blond haired student walked in the classroom and was followed by the teacher, Mrs. Waters.
Buffy couldn't help lowering her jaw at him. He was soooo gorgeous. She didn’t think she had ever used that word on a guy.
"Hello class! This is our new student, William Giles,” said Mrs. Waters.
William started to walk to a seat, but Mrs. Waters stopped him. "Well, William, why don’t you tell us a little bit about yourself."
"Well, there's not much to say about myself."
"Well, if you don’t mind, why don’t you start off by telling us why you moved to Sunnydale."
"Oh yeah, um, I kinda blew up the gym in my old school so now I have to go to this sodden dumpster."
"Uh, alright, thank you. Why don’t you take a seat next to Miss Summers.”
"And who's that?"
"Oh, yes, that is the girl right over there.” said Mrs. Waters, as she pointed to the empty seat next to Buffy.
Spike walked over almost tripping as he stared at Buffy with an intense gaze, which made Buffy blush to a light pink.
As Spike sat down, he noticed Buffy’s tan thighs. He looked her up and down.
She was wearing a tight red halter-top that showed much cleavage, and a short little black skirt with black sandals. Her silky blond hair was curled, hanging down, as it framed her face and shined gallantly. The luminence in her hair put a grin on Spike's gorgeous face.
He just wanted to jump her bones right there and then.
"Aren't you just a little feisty thing, luv." said spike as he purred.
Buffy smiled a huge grin that made Spike all excited.
Cordellia stared in disgust, as she and the rest of the class heard Spike's comment.
**********************Class ended 55 minutes.************************
"So, pet, do you always look this beautiful or is it just a one time deal?” said Spike smirking as he walked out of class with Buffy and a following Cordellia.
Just then Xander walked up to Spike and Buffy.
"Hey who's the new kid?” asked Xander.
"The name is William, my friends call me Spike, but you can call me William,” said Spike smiling.
"So," said Spike,” Do you want to go to this club I heard about called the Bronze or something stupidly familiar to that?' Spike asked Buffy.
A/N: Hey guys, sorry to leave you off on a cliff hanger, but wait till next time, but till then tell us what you think and review!!!!!!!
Thanx Ya'll. Inspiration is key!!!(rememeber)
And our second contestant,
Story or Series Title: "The Dream"
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Culprit Author's Name: spikeshonies4evah
Full Name: Buffy Ann Summers
Full Species: Human
Eye Color: "Big, green eyes"... I can't decide if that's better or worse than "priceless emeralds".
Special Possessions: A "red silk nightgown that showed a good amount of skin", a "sweet vanilla scent".
Annoying Origin: Canon character
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Not only is poor Buffy a canon character, she's also the star of the show. Gah, pain.
Annoying Special Abilities: Making Spike feel all protective, (apparently) dreaming the same thing as Spike (ooh- empathic connection), can suffocate people with her sweet vanilla scent.
Other Annoying Traits: Acts nothing like Buffy, induces Spike to act nothing like Spike.
Include a sample: This one's short, too.
A/N: This story takes place after spike started feeding again on human flesh and blood . He's very tired and decides to go back to Xander's place to get a good day sleep since sunrise is almost up.
We hope you enjoy and pleeeeeeeaze review!
I lazily walked to my room where I threw myself on the bed. My thoughts instantly went to Buffy, but soon I drifted off to sleep. I heard a knock at the door. What does
the Whelp want now?"Come in," I said sleepily.Then I saw what I had never seen in my life.Her radiant beauty stood
before my eyes as the moon cast its light on her."B..Buffy?"
She just walked up to me and said nothing. I looked at her questioningly. She was wearing her silk,red nightgown that
showed a good amount of skin. I looked into those big, green eyes and what I saw broke my heart. A tear rolled down her rosy cheeks.
I asked her what was wrong,but she jsut simply put a finger to my lips and muttered something under her breath that only someone with vampiric hearing could hear.
She layed back and nuzzled her face in the crook of my neck.I jsut layed there, holding her tight as a thousand thoughts collided my mind. Whoever made her cry was going to pay big time. Even if I had to rip them apart till the very last bloody shred.
Before I knew it she was kissing me passionately.It was a good thing I didn't need air or else I would have sufficated in her sweet vanilla scent.
She broke apart and whispered,"Please don't ever leave me." ***********************************************
Buffy gasped for air as she woke from the dream. *********************************************** Spike sat straight up with a bolt."What the bloody hell?" *************************************** tbc? please review
Notes: I do have to point to this person's reviewers. We've got lots of wankage ("::claps:: Much beetr! I love it is coming along great i cant wait for u to update") and lots of genuine complaints ("In short: Capitalization is not an option. Using a spellchecker is not an option. Betas are your friends.")