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Story Or Series Title: The Mystery Girl (Oh, yeah. Real Regular Show type name there.)
Fandom: Regular Show
Culprit Author's Name: CartoonLover159
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rose
Full Species(es): I'm not sure... I think human.
Hair Color (include adjectives): I haven't seen it mentioned.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None.
Special Possessions (if any): None.
Annoying Origin: She was homeless and got invited some random party and never went home.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: In love with Benson. Was adopted by them? I don't know it makes no sense.
Annoying Special Abilities: Just suddenly being hired (not ADOPTED SUETHOR.) right away.
Other Annoying Traits: I'll let you pick.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Mordecai and Rigby were eating cereal at the table while Pops was looking for something to eat in the fridge. Mordecai and Rigby simultaneously spitted out their cereal into each other's faces when they saw the girl with Benson come down the stairs. Awful sentence there. Also, I doubt Mordecai and Rigby would spit out their cereal at the site of a girl. I mean, they are spazzy but they're not that randomly spazzy. The girl giggled and held her hand to her mouth to keep herself from laughing out loud.
"Benson, who's that? I thought we got all of the girls back home." Whoa, that sounds really creepy. Mordecai yelled while wiping his face with a napkin. Then it would have come out super muffled.
"I found her sleeping in the bus last night after we got home. And you didn't wake her and ask her where she lives? She said she doesn't have a home and one of the girls asked her to come to the party yesterday" Benson said calmly. Benson is hardly ever calm.
"Hello." The girl said while blushing, looking down at her feet and putting her hands behind her back.
"Hmmm. She doesn't have a family either, right? Let's adopt her" Mordecai said. Um. No one has adopted anyone. THEY WORK THERE.
"What?" Rigby, Benson, and the girl yelled. Obviously, Mordecai has gone crazy.
"Come on, guys. We're not going to leave her out on the street, are we? Why can't we?" Then suggest you hire her. Not do something as crazy and impossible as ADOPTION. Come on, Mordecai, you're the smart one.
Pops was cheery about the situation and gladly said, "She looks like a nice girl. I would adopt her, wouldn't you Benson?" Pops MAY say something this out there.
Mordecai, Rigby, and Pops looked at Benson, "Uhhh," The girl looked up at him with her brown eyes and Benson finally said after the long silence, "Yeah. I would." The girl was so happy that he said this she hugged Benson and she started crying tears of joy. For those of you who aren't familiar with Regular Show, Bensen is a gumball machine. She's human. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
"See, look how happy she is," Pops said while walking up to the girl, "I didn't quite catch your name."
"…It's Rose…" She said shyly while still holding onto Benson, which made Benson's face turn pink How? He's a GUMBALL MACHINE. and hers as well when she realized this and she let go almost immediately.
"Great! One more addition to the family! " Pops said while shooting his arms in the air.
"But we're not even related to you guys." Mordecai pointed out. .... What? You were the one who JUST suggested adopting her. A little consistency with your canon rape, please.
"Yeah" Rigby agreed.
"It doesn't matter. We're family to her now." Pops said while running around the table. .... Again, spazzy but not that randomly spazzy.
"Pops, stop running. You're going to knock something o-" Before Benson could say the rest, Pops tripped on a chair and fell on his face while laughing. "*sigh* never mind." Bensen would be pretty irritated, I would think. He always is.
Rose laughed and held her stomach but stopped when she realized everyone was looking at her and her face turned bright red. Mordecai and Rigby laughed when she stopped, Pops joined in the laughter, but Benson just smiled to himself.
"I know you'll be the best family ever," Rose said while smiling, "Thank you for taking me in."
"It's no problem. Now, let's get you something to eat." Benson said while going to the counter and putting bread in the toaster.
"Why don't you ever make us toast?" Rigby wondered.
"Shut up, we didn't adopt you just now, did we?"
Rose giggled and sat at the table with Mordecai and Rigby.
"So are we your children, Pops?" Mordecai asked. Mordecai would have little interest in this.
Pops laughed and said, "Whatever you feel is right, Mordecai." Pops isn't that together.
"What I feel is right, is that Mordecai and I are Benson and Rose's adopted children and Pops is our Grandpa or uncle" Rigby said . What about Skips? And Muscle Man? And High Five Ghost? How about the fact Benson is YOUR BOSS. And they don't really spend a lot of time together.
Benson stopped putting jam on the toast and said, "We aren't married and you aren't our adopted children. She is just our adopted sibling What? First no one is adopted, there is no family and suddenly you're all siblings?, now get over it." Rose blushed at the thought of being married to Benson and touched her index fingers together shyly.
"I was just kidding. You don't have to lose your gumballs over it, man"
"But it is nice to have a pretend family with my coworkers." Mordecai AHAHAHAHA. Wow. So out of character. said while taking a bite of his cereal.
"It's great we're getting along….well, sort of." Pops said while going to the fridge and getting something to eat.
Fandom: Regular Show
Culprit Author's Name: CartoonLover159
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rose
Full Species(es): I'm not sure... I think human.
Hair Color (include adjectives): I haven't seen it mentioned.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None.
Special Possessions (if any): None.
Annoying Origin: She was homeless and got invited some random party and never went home.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: In love with Benson. Was adopted by them? I don't know it makes no sense.
Annoying Special Abilities: Just suddenly being hired (not ADOPTED SUETHOR.) right away.
Other Annoying Traits: I'll let you pick.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Mordecai and Rigby were eating cereal at the table while Pops was looking for something to eat in the fridge. Mordecai and Rigby simultaneously spitted out their cereal into each other's faces when they saw the girl with Benson come down the stairs. Awful sentence there. Also, I doubt Mordecai and Rigby would spit out their cereal at the site of a girl. I mean, they are spazzy but they're not that randomly spazzy. The girl giggled and held her hand to her mouth to keep herself from laughing out loud.
"Benson, who's that? I thought we got all of the girls back home." Whoa, that sounds really creepy. Mordecai yelled while wiping his face with a napkin. Then it would have come out super muffled.
"I found her sleeping in the bus last night after we got home. And you didn't wake her and ask her where she lives? She said she doesn't have a home and one of the girls asked her to come to the party yesterday" Benson said calmly. Benson is hardly ever calm.
"Hello." The girl said while blushing, looking down at her feet and putting her hands behind her back.
"Hmmm. She doesn't have a family either, right? Let's adopt her" Mordecai said. Um. No one has adopted anyone. THEY WORK THERE.
"What?" Rigby, Benson, and the girl yelled. Obviously, Mordecai has gone crazy.
"Come on, guys. We're not going to leave her out on the street, are we? Why can't we?" Then suggest you hire her. Not do something as crazy and impossible as ADOPTION. Come on, Mordecai, you're the smart one.
Pops was cheery about the situation and gladly said, "She looks like a nice girl. I would adopt her, wouldn't you Benson?" Pops MAY say something this out there.
Mordecai, Rigby, and Pops looked at Benson, "Uhhh," The girl looked up at him with her brown eyes and Benson finally said after the long silence, "Yeah. I would." The girl was so happy that he said this she hugged Benson and she started crying tears of joy. For those of you who aren't familiar with Regular Show, Bensen is a gumball machine. She's human. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
"See, look how happy she is," Pops said while walking up to the girl, "I didn't quite catch your name."
"…It's Rose…" She said shyly while still holding onto Benson, which made Benson's face turn pink How? He's a GUMBALL MACHINE. and hers as well when she realized this and she let go almost immediately.
"Great! One more addition to the family! " Pops said while shooting his arms in the air.
"But we're not even related to you guys." Mordecai pointed out. .... What? You were the one who JUST suggested adopting her. A little consistency with your canon rape, please.
"Yeah" Rigby agreed.
"It doesn't matter. We're family to her now." Pops said while running around the table. .... Again, spazzy but not that randomly spazzy.
"Pops, stop running. You're going to knock something o-" Before Benson could say the rest, Pops tripped on a chair and fell on his face while laughing. "*sigh* never mind." Bensen would be pretty irritated, I would think. He always is.
Rose laughed and held her stomach but stopped when she realized everyone was looking at her and her face turned bright red. Mordecai and Rigby laughed when she stopped, Pops joined in the laughter, but Benson just smiled to himself.
"I know you'll be the best family ever," Rose said while smiling, "Thank you for taking me in."
"It's no problem. Now, let's get you something to eat." Benson said while going to the counter and putting bread in the toaster.
"Why don't you ever make us toast?" Rigby wondered.
"Shut up, we didn't adopt you just now, did we?"
Rose giggled and sat at the table with Mordecai and Rigby.
"So are we your children, Pops?" Mordecai asked. Mordecai would have little interest in this.
Pops laughed and said, "Whatever you feel is right, Mordecai." Pops isn't that together.
"What I feel is right, is that Mordecai and I are Benson and Rose's adopted children and Pops is our Grandpa or uncle" Rigby said . What about Skips? And Muscle Man? And High Five Ghost? How about the fact Benson is YOUR BOSS. And they don't really spend a lot of time together.
Benson stopped putting jam on the toast and said, "We aren't married and you aren't our adopted children. She is just our adopted sibling What? First no one is adopted, there is no family and suddenly you're all siblings?, now get over it." Rose blushed at the thought of being married to Benson and touched her index fingers together shyly.
"I was just kidding. You don't have to lose your gumballs over it, man"
"But it is nice to have a pretend family with my coworkers." Mordecai AHAHAHAHA. Wow. So out of character. said while taking a bite of his cereal.
"It's great we're getting along….well, sort of." Pops said while going to the fridge and getting something to eat.