Wre YOU aware that Pokemon Totally Spies were in the same worlds? No? I didn't either....
Story Or Series Title: A Totally Spies Fic-1/2/3
Fandom: Michael Jackson, Totally Spies, Pokemon.....X_X
Culprit Author's Name: .Why, it's our old friendRose3212 of course!
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rose,
Full Species(es): Suicus Dementedus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned, but the same as Rose's
Eye Color (include adjectives): See above
Unusual Markings/Colorations: See above
Special Possessions (if any): An X-Powder, with has a "Pink Unitard" in it. You see, I could go the mature way and lightly gloss over that, but.....
AHAHAHAHAHAHA UNITARD. THERE IS ONLY ONE TARD HERE, AND THAT'S YOOOOOOUUU....... -ahem-
Annoying Origin: ..THE BOWELS OF HEEEELLLLLL
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: .Apparently, she's a NUMBAH ONE POKEMON TRAINER. And is BESTEST BUDDIES with the Spies, oh, and she's a spy too....AAAAND, Michael Jackson is HER number one fan....
Annoying Special Abilities: .Just don't make me re-live the horror.
Other Annoying Traits: .¬_¬
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
FROM ONE:
Me*I hold an X-Powder that Jerry gave me*:Mine has a pink Unitard in it!
Jerry:Spies you must protect Rose!
Clover:Why Jer?
Sam:Rose has the deets.
Me:My very amorous number 1 fan, Michael Jackson is seeking my love and will stop at nothing to have me!
Clover:I see
Alex:Scary
Sam:OHMIGAWD!
Jerry:Get moving spies!
*We leave*
"We leave" is a sufficient stage direction isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
FROM TWO:
Okay now I'm with my amorous #1 fan Michael Jackson who took my from my fellow WOOHP LA spy girls!
Me:MJ let me go!
MJ:I am madly in love with you girl, so no!
Me*I call the girls*:Come on!
Sam:Rose, is that you?
Me:Yes, Sammy.
Mayi:Hang on Rose, we're coming to save you.
Me:Okay Mayi.
MJ:Oh them girls wanna save ya, eh? Well, they'll have to beat me first!
Me:MJ's biggest weakness is his aging body!
Mayi:That's a big 10-4 there, good buddy!
Sam:How old is MJ, exactly?
Clover:52.
Alex:Ew...that's creepy.
MJ:Normal to me, girlies!
HE WAS 50 WHEN HE DIED. AM I TO BELIVE THAT YOU HAVE NOW BEEN DOING THIS FOR TWO YEARS?! And you're nearly 21....
FROM THREE:
Me:HIYA FAILURE TURTLE!*evil Edge-like laugh*
Mandy*runs off crying*:I'm a failure turtle!
Mayi:Wow, who taught you how to call Mandy a Failure Turtle?
Me:My main WWE man, Edge of course!
Me:MINDY YOU'RE A FAILURE TURTLE AND 100% WRONG!*I throw an Edge-like tantrum!*
Mindy*also runs off crying*:I'm a failure and 100% wrong!
WHAT. THE. FUCK. How is calling someone a "FAILURE TURTLE" enough for them to run away crying? It isn't even offensive, it's amusing. ALLLSOOOOO, these are the Totally Spies girls, now, I could bore you with my nerdyness about them XD BUT, I just want to saaayyy, THEY WOULD RUN OFF CRYING ABOUT THAT ¬_¬
~Ava I can't see the light at the end of the tunnel....I forgot to pay the electricity bill.