Dumb, Hyper, and Really, Really Horny

[aniquick]

Story Or Series Title: Eye Candy

Fandom: Death Note

Culprit Author's Name: xXGoody No-So-Great MeXx

Full Name (plus titles if any): Amethystte (and also Olivia)

Full Species(es): Human?

Hair Color (include adjectives): "my shoulder-length chocolate and purple streaked hair falling around me" and "I had curled my hair in sexy big curves"

Eye Color (

Comments

[amideadn0w]

Bitch's back, yo ^^ d'ya miss me Suethors?

LxAmethysttexLight! It's my first fanfic with really nice pairings! Of course I don't own Amethystte duh, she belongs to her own…dun, dun, DUN, Amethystte! They have the same name yet they are diff people! Well one's real and the other's an oc but, oh well!

...she based an OC on her friend and gave her the weirdest name I couldn't pronounce ever, and I can tie cherries in knots with my tongue >,>

Is there a Death Note Sue that DIDN'T grow up at Wammy's?

"Uh, hey to you too, Amethystte." The brunette said, playing along with me and my own weirdness like I was some child he had to babysit.

More like "Hello, crazy person, I'll kindly try and walk away from you as quickly as possible, since you freak me out..."

.....okkkkkkk sooo.... Light's father just... takes it like a bitch and frowns, while if it were me, or anyone in fact, they'd either kick her out or yell at her for being a rude brat >,>

...oooh goodie... a threesome... yay... cause, y'know, it's so much fun to share.

Of course, if L and Light were to happen, they really, really wouldn't want that... uhm... Amethyst or whatever her face is bitch, they'd just stick to their handcuffs and have their weird little hot passionate love by themselves. Go away bitch >,>''...

*reading threesome scene*

O_O'''' ....where the fuck is Misa when you need her...

MISA!! COME KILL HER, PLEASE, THIS IS SCARY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY X_X!

*keeps reading*

...Go papi? Really, you wanna be in a situation when you can actually tell your lover "Who's your daddy??"

Okkkaaaaaayyyy.... O.o'

*reads more*

Watari??

...Oh boy >,>''' uhm.... ok this is now becoming to a point where I'm actually laughing my ass off.

Least he gets love too!

You know what? All I can say... threesomes, foresomes... fuck this, just have the entire cast into one giant orgy, let's all love each other! I mean, why not? Come on, ORRRR I WANT HOT WATARI/LIGHT ACTION, NOW, AND YOU CAN BE IN THERE TOO IF YOU WANNA BE A SANWITCH SO MUCH! WRITE!

....People are getting soo fucked up in the head. My God, I hope... I hope she's at least a teen, if this an adult fantasizing about orgies, then...

*siiigh* >,>

[aniquick]

It's frightening how in this fanfic her thoughts never dwell on lust for just one character for very long. She constantly switches from one to another, and thoughts about Soichiro pop up way, way too often.

Really, when being felt up by a hot teenage guy, what kind of character thinks about that teenage guy's frumpy middle-aged father?

There are, thankfully, only two chapters so far and the author claims there will be no more than three.

[amideadn0w]

....well I mean.... of course! Haven't we all wanted to get felt up by our dads?? Don't we all love old grumpy ass men??? C'MERE YOU HOT DILF, GIVE IT TO ME, BITCH!

...ok, why're you looking at me like that? What do you mean it's just me- ohhh, I was kidding ^^' ahem. Of course I was. I'd never want thatttt...

But on a serious note, if the dude can make his own son get hard X_X''...

GO PAPI! >,>

Awww but isn't it nice that Watari wasn't left out? Just so sweet of her...

I have no idea what these people are on when they sit down and write, but I don't want any >,> the only way it could've gotten any worse would be if Light's dad got his other foot stuck between Misa's legs or something X_X'...

[aniquick]

I'm glad she did the Watari thing, because that makes it hilarious and it makes up for some of the major fail, just by sheer WTF-ness.

Getting groped by L is not a bad fate at all. That's a common, normal fanfic fantasy that is found abundantly in Death Note fanfic. And L is hot.

Getting groped by L while hugging Watari? Who just so happens to be your relative? That's fall-down-on-the-floor funny. It's not erotic, it's plain silly. I just cannot get the image out of my head, and it blocks out some of the other images from this fic, so that's a good thing.

[amideadn0w]

I'm still laughing at Kira being turned on by his dad's foot :D :D

And yes, of course he's hot, never said he wasn't ^^.

[aleyca]

Sorry to butt in here, as I do a lot.

With that falling for someone's dad thing, I'm reminded of a song that was actually a parody of another, and it was called 'Stacy's Dad (Is Really Kinda Rad)'. XDDDDD