Be afraid. Be very afraid... it's the Defier of All Things Canon.

[aleyca]

Amala the Sue Hunter here, bringing you another Sue report... this time one of my own old Sues from back when I had no clue. Sorry if I double-posted... I just had to share this abomination from my Suethor days with you guys. Since my first report got a bunch of hilarious responses, I can't wait to see everybody's reactions to this one.

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[amideadn0w]

Awww I was reading this and tears poured down... couldn't help but go "how cuteee" :D

You wrote this? I thought of posting some of my own Sues from back in the day here sometimes :D Good for you, for managing to laugh at yourself! ^^

[aleyca]

Bwahahahahahahahaha... nothing cute about this in my opinion. Just curious, what is cute about this Sue, and were you crying tears of joy or sorrow? Or am I just not reading sarcasm? /brain useless at the moment

Yup... two years ago to be exact. :'D I look back at my past errors and laugh, because every single Sue I wrote was oh-so-funny. I would spork a small bunch of Bleach sues I created, but know next to nothing about the series like I did then. That's the problem with me and anime, I can never stick with a show, unlike video games where I tend to play with 'em. IDK. I'm pretty odd. XD

[amideadn0w]

It was just so hilarious, I'm sorry, no need to offend x'D tears of laughter!

And it was cute since it's like looking pictures of yourself as a child doing something wrong, like jumping in a huge pile of mud or wrecking your dad's best china set xD you know then people would've screamed your head off, but years later they look at these memories and laugh and say it was cute (though atm, the mom probably fainted wondering how she'd ever get those mud stains off >,>).

:D I wanna spork me now tooooo~

Maybe a lil later on xD.

[amideadn0w]

*no need=didn't mean to ^^'

[aleyca]

I'll be sure to read it. XDDDD Was your Sue anything like mine at all?

[amideadn0w]

Pfff my first reply was gonna be "which one"? xD

Trust me, I'm sure I've written a lot worse xD.

But mine were usually angsty, bitchy, "get out of my way or I'll kill you" Sues that no one but OF COURSE the main lead liked xD and who cares if the main lead has a girlfriend, fuck off, my Sue's the true wuvvvv even if she's not pleasant and beat him up on a daily xD Yep. My Sues were psychos >,> all wanna be "tough gals", drinking heavy, smoking, drugs, suicidals, yep, the full package. Complete badass *snorts*.

I think I keep the one I wrote for Tiny Toon Adventures xD If I find it, I'ma spend the entire day sporking myself xD.