The Tale of the Vampiric Mirror
Story Or Series Title: Kii and the Mirror of Chaos
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Culprit Author's Name: Aero Echidna
Full Name (plus titles if any): Kii
Full Species(es): a flying hedgehog
Hair Color (include adjectives): purple with green bangs
Eye Color (include adjectives): unknown
Unusual Markings/Colorations: three dots below each eye and two between her eyes, angel wings
Special Possessions (if any): a magic mirror that grants wishes, but only if you sacrifice blood to it, a kimono
Annoying Origin: some unknown village in an unknown location
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Tails saves her
Annoying Special Abilities: flying around
Other Annoying Traits: being angsty because no one loves her
At the opening of the story, the author tells us that Kii has never felt love or friendship. Aww, isn't that sad? Then we find out that she has a magic mirror that grants wishes. However, to get a wish granted, you must sacrifice blood to it. Blood, blood! The mirror also talks, like the one in Snow White.
Kii is Japanese and wears a kimono. When will the suethors learn that Japan doesn't exist on Sonic's planet?
The author calls Kii a "peony hedgehog." A peony is a plant. Is she half plant? I am confused. Maybe she was comparing Kii's fur color to a peony, but they come in lots of different colors.
While running away from some people trying to steal her mirror, Kii gives some of her blood to the mirror and wishes to be transported to safety. The scene then switches to Tails' house, where he witnesses Kii literally falling out of the sky. Tails saves her, only to have Kii thank him, but angst because she thinks he'll leave him, because "everyone leaves me! Waahhh!" Thus begins the Sonic characters' trials with this character.
The author then opens the next chapter by telling us that she doesn't like Amy because she's just so...pink! O_O Now normally I would roll my eyes at this. But this is only a hint at what the author has in store for Sonic. Sonic then tells Knuckles that Amy is so annoying, she turned Sonic gay. I am serious.
It turns out that the author has not only messed with people's sexual orientation, but surgically removed their brains. Tails, who is supposed to be a genius, discovers that Kii has been shot in the shoulder. And you want to know what he does? Puts a bandage on it and wonders what to do! So the Sue sits on his bed, bleeding everywhere. Unfortunately for us, she doesn't die.
We'll never discover the ending of this story, because the author has abandoned it. Ah well.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
"Hey Sonic." Sonic stopped and looked up to see Knuckles glide down next to him "What brings you to the Mystic Ruins?" Knuckles asked "Tails called me last night, he told me that he found someone." Sonic answered "That can't be the only reason that you came." Knuckles added Sonic sighed "Amy is getting worse…" "What? Has she become a stalker now?" Knuckles grinned jokingly and Sonic just stared at him.
Knuckles smile vanished when he saw the look in Sonic's eyes "You're kidding?" gasped Knuckles, gawking at the blue hero.
Sonic sighed again and shook his head "She's always outside my apartment waiting for me, always asking me to marry her, leaving disgusting phone messages and emails… and now… she found some way to make a copy of my apartment key! I had to change the lock."
Knuckles shook his head in pity for the blue hedgehog, he knew Sonic preference was males… the red echidna never figured out why until now… the pink annoying hedgehog had turned him against the female population. Knuckles placed a hand on the hedgehog's shoulder "I'm sorry Sonic, if you need a place to stay, you can come over and crash at mine." Sonic smiled at his friend "Thanks Knux."
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Culprit Author's Name: Aero Echidna
Full Name (plus titles if any): Kii
Full Species(es): a flying hedgehog
Hair Color (include adjectives): purple with green bangs
Eye Color (include adjectives): unknown
Unusual Markings/Colorations: three dots below each eye and two between her eyes, angel wings
Special Possessions (if any): a magic mirror that grants wishes, but only if you sacrifice blood to it, a kimono
Annoying Origin: some unknown village in an unknown location
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Tails saves her
Annoying Special Abilities: flying around
Other Annoying Traits: being angsty because no one loves her
At the opening of the story, the author tells us that Kii has never felt love or friendship. Aww, isn't that sad? Then we find out that she has a magic mirror that grants wishes. However, to get a wish granted, you must sacrifice blood to it. Blood, blood! The mirror also talks, like the one in Snow White.
Kii is Japanese and wears a kimono. When will the suethors learn that Japan doesn't exist on Sonic's planet?
The author calls Kii a "peony hedgehog." A peony is a plant. Is she half plant? I am confused. Maybe she was comparing Kii's fur color to a peony, but they come in lots of different colors.
While running away from some people trying to steal her mirror, Kii gives some of her blood to the mirror and wishes to be transported to safety. The scene then switches to Tails' house, where he witnesses Kii literally falling out of the sky. Tails saves her, only to have Kii thank him, but angst because she thinks he'll leave him, because "everyone leaves me! Waahhh!" Thus begins the Sonic characters' trials with this character.
The author then opens the next chapter by telling us that she doesn't like Amy because she's just so...pink! O_O Now normally I would roll my eyes at this. But this is only a hint at what the author has in store for Sonic. Sonic then tells Knuckles that Amy is so annoying, she turned Sonic gay. I am serious.
It turns out that the author has not only messed with people's sexual orientation, but surgically removed their brains. Tails, who is supposed to be a genius, discovers that Kii has been shot in the shoulder. And you want to know what he does? Puts a bandage on it and wonders what to do! So the Sue sits on his bed, bleeding everywhere. Unfortunately for us, she doesn't die.
We'll never discover the ending of this story, because the author has abandoned it. Ah well.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
"Hey Sonic." Sonic stopped and looked up to see Knuckles glide down next to him "What brings you to the Mystic Ruins?" Knuckles asked "Tails called me last night, he told me that he found someone." Sonic answered "That can't be the only reason that you came." Knuckles added Sonic sighed "Amy is getting worse…" "What? Has she become a stalker now?" Knuckles grinned jokingly and Sonic just stared at him.
Knuckles smile vanished when he saw the look in Sonic's eyes "You're kidding?" gasped Knuckles, gawking at the blue hero.
Sonic sighed again and shook his head "She's always outside my apartment waiting for me, always asking me to marry her, leaving disgusting phone messages and emails… and now… she found some way to make a copy of my apartment key! I had to change the lock."
Knuckles shook his head in pity for the blue hedgehog, he knew Sonic preference was males… the red echidna never figured out why until now… the pink annoying hedgehog had turned him against the female population. Knuckles placed a hand on the hedgehog's shoulder "I'm sorry Sonic, if you need a place to stay, you can come over and crash at mine." Sonic smiled at his friend "Thanks Knux."