Title: DAREDEVIL'S RAINY NIGHT: A HARROWING TALE OF MANPAIN
Characters: THE ANGSTY TOMATO WITH GUEST APPEARANCE FROM HIS BUDDY: THE MOEBACON OF KUNG-FU
Rating: CAPSLOCK
Word Count: OVER EIGHT HUNDRED. NOT NINE THOUSAND BECAUSE TOAST ISN'T THAT GOOD.
Summary: LOOK AT THE TITLE. LOOK AT IT. THIS IS A HARROWING TALE OF MANPAIN, OKAY? GOD. SOME PEOPLE.
FOGGY NELSON IS THE BUN OF THIS BLT BUT DON'T ASK WHO THE LETTUCE IS.