Jan 23, 2005 11:42
Sandy Sunny and Sooo Laid Back.
Quick check my pulse, is it still there?
Yup, going at about 45 bpms though,
Is that normal?
Yea... Welcome to Isla Mujeres.
Though technically translated as the "Island of Women" it could more aptly be named "the island where people try to sell you stuff". Any stuff. Lazing on the beach while people wander up and down the stretch hawking fresh fruit and popcorn and refrescos and drugs and pork rinds and sarongs and coconuts. You get to such a state of vegetation that when you have more than 1 or 2 things to do in one day it becomes very worrisome. "You mean I have to go to the bank AND the internet cafe AND the beach tommorow? Hold up cuz I gotta think about how I´m gonna do this. This is very stressful". No lie my friends... I actually have to stop and try to figure out how one goes about doing more than one or two things a day now!!! Now I know you all are thinking... "Marta, you never did more than one or two things in a day anyway". Well true. But now I am a complete vegetable and I fear that this state, coupled with my daily guacamole for lunch diet, will result in my skin turning a lush and dewy green. Is this possible?