002. stuck on/in pluto

[marsattacked]

Alright housemates, I'll bite. Let's hope Big Brother isn't watching. Third day, almost. It's not so bad.

Okay, Lee - you did not tell me that there was an E-copy of the LoTR compilation Guide from Hell. You could've shared that info with me, y'know, just FYI.

Lemme tell you, this mother is not light. But, again, thanks for the studio and the

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[handsomejack]

Huh, now I'm interested in having a coffee off between you and Ianto Jones.

Mmmm the judging would be fun!

[marsattacked]

The judge master's up to the task of judging? If you're willing to hire, I won't mind proving a truth. I bet I can coffee off this Ianto in a cinch. But I think you'd just enjoy the coffee, itself, huh?

[handsomejack]

Well, I'd want the judging to be fair so it might require a cup or two.

Each.

Though I might also have use for your other listed skills, depending upon your view on a few points.

[marsattacked]

I'll give you three if you're as nice as you seem and your offer sticks.

Hit me. View on a few points of what, exactly?

[handsomejack]

I'm a perfect gentleman, particularly when I have a feeling the lady in question would have no problem kneeing me right in the nuts.

Private // Unhackable is Unhackable

There's short term and long term possibilities if you're interested. In the short term I do some work for some NPC people in the Underground that pays obscenely well for the lack of question asking. It doesn't involve killing but doesn't exactly remain on this side of the line of legal.

That said, I can handle the actual hands on dirty work but consider your position that of a subcontractor, since I could use a set of good investigative eyes and intel to pull the jobs off. I'll deal the face time with the NPCs shelling out the money, up the fee and split on say 70/30 with potential of 60/40 for particularly tricky jobs?

That's the short term.

Long term is more direct in house work for me when I get facilities set up with tracking and plotting out movements of monsters and other creepy crawlies down in the Underground.

[ooc: I apologize now for the OOC from

[marsattacked]

If you're talking about me, I'd make sure not to aim too low. Promise.

PRIVATE | UNHACKABLE

The short term sounds mightyyy tempting. I, definitely, don't do the whole killing thing. Which I'm guessing might be common here, but I'm pretty efficient with them tazers. Just ask all those who've hit the ground, crying. If you want intel and investigative eyes on the job, you're looking at the right person. Make it 60/40 for normal jobs and 50/50 for the tricky ones, and you have yourself a deal. And trust me, I'm efficient.

Long term, I'm curious. How much would that pay exactly? And how long term is long term?

(OOC: I kept lmfao-ing at the NPCs-strikeouts. Oh, god. The job's absolutely perfect for V. She's more interested in the short term, but she's also considering the long, if she has to be here for a while. She wouldn't mind a boss like Jack either, I think. Not at all. X3)

[handsomejack]

I'd appreciate it. Despite what others might say I do understand the concept or respect!

Private // Unhackable

Tempt, tempt, tempt that's me. No, no killing. I can do it if I have to but I've been clear with my contacts that if they need that done, don't use me. Believe me, there's plenty of other jobs that need to be 'discreetly' handled to keep us busy and a tazer skills sound pretty useful. The money comes from the discreation, not so much the violent side of things

[marsattacked]

You've got it, sir.

PRIVATE | UNHACKABLE

You want that extra coffee? Consider me at your feet 24/7. .. Except Sundays. So, maybe, not 24/7, but you get the idea. I like it. When do we start? How about short term for now, and we'll work it out later if I see I'm gonna be here a good, long while. I also want to affirm: I have a strict clientele policy, so consider me tighter shut than the Dalai Lama. And those tazer skills? They put the boys on their knees, boss.

Dude, sir, boss, God. You're my new hero. 10% lift + 50% split, and room and board? Where can I sign up?

(OOC: *laughs* That's how I consider them strike outs, too. They crack me up no matter whose post. XD It's like-- dirty secret thoughts, just slashed outta the public's eye. Definitely logs on them would be absolutely awesome. Some need to definitely be established, just for the ground work. But damn, V's totally enthused about the job offer. She's hitting it up, for sure! Thank you for this opportunity! ♥)

[handsomejack]

Oooo it's nice to hear 'sir' again. Most of my team calls out 'hey you'. But seriously it's Jack and if you feel the need to be formal, Captain. Full name, Captain Jack Harkness and it's a pleasure to meet you.

Private // Unhackable

Off Sundays, got it. And coffee is my life blood, just ask Ianto. I have a feeling you two will get along like a house on fire bonding over coffee brewing tips.

Short term it is, particularly as the long term will be a few months getting set up at least and we can revist then. Room and board is open offer. Right now we're in building #7 apartments 31 through 33 but part of that long term planning involves building a house/work facilities down on the beach, let me know if your interested so I can build out a room accordingly.

Tazer skills that put the boys on their knees? You definitely sound like my type of girl and I promise that is not an inappropriate come on, despite my follow up offer for a meeting for coffee and discussion of details on the short term work?

[ooc: Thank you for being

[marsattacked]

Alright, Captain, I give you my salutations. Why the Captain? Now, I'm just curious. Captain Jack's got a sorta good ring to it, though. It reminds me of Pirates of the Caribbean, and Johnny Depp - I melt. Damn, is he around here?

PRIVATE | UNHACKABLE

I'm looking forward to meeting this Ianto. We can definitely trade baking secrets whilst we're at it. Secret ingredients and all. Even form a little "Captain Jack is paying us less than he should!" club. What do you think? We should dump the idea, huh?

You can build a room? If I have to be here for a few more months, we'll definitely revisit that option sometime. As long as I have my own dark room there, we're totally cool.

Don't worry, I've heard worse and far less nicer come ons, I'm not complaining. Hit me, Captain, sir. Where and when would you like to gather for this meeting of the minds? It shall be epic.

(OOC: I am more than happy to be helping you out in that aspect, and Veronica's more than cool with it! Considering it has them both glad and satisfied! ♥ I might be

[handsomejack]

RAF retired Captain, it's a long story, I'll promise coffee. I ... don't think so? There's a Barbossa though, does he count?

Private / Unhackable

I can get behind the secret ingredients and no doubt Ianto will brush you up on all the little 'how to annoy the boss' clubs the team has going. I can't encourage these things you understand on account of my having to pretend to be ... well, boss like.

I can build a room, if you let me know in time. After all, I'm building a whole house.

I'm down in a warehouse, working on something if you don't mind coming down here? I promise it's not some secluded area and there are a couple of fellows who let rooms in the upper floors so there's 'public'. Bring the tazer if you wish, won't bother me and who knows maybe we can hit up the Underground if it sounds like we can work together.

[ooc: And glad and satisfied pups are a good thing! I know you're schedule is different to mine, though I expect to be up late my time early your time? So Tampered it and slow play for the win? I'm better

[marsattacked]

You gotta share that account with me sometime, Capt. It seems a bit too interesting to be that long not to hear. Nah, Barbossa doesn't count. He died too quick.

PRIVATE | UNHACKABLE

Well, y'know, best to pretend than not, as they say. I sense future friendship with this Ianto. I'm excited.

That is cool. I'll have a floor-plan back to you in a couple weeks. I've always wanted to design my own place. Wow. This is me, realizing my dreams, cool. This is Veronica Mars, going places. Nice.

I'll be there. And the Underground, huh? Haven't been there, yet. Read about it though. Nasty place? I'm looking forward to it.

(OOC: About to crash soon! But I'll be up early, and definitely slow play, for sure! Shall hit you up when I return! ♥ Prose-prose sounds good, who should start? X3)

[handsomejack]

It's something that's for sure!

Private // Unhackable

You're excited and now I'm scared ... this sounds about right.

I'll leave the door open, just come on in when you get down here.

[ooc: Give me a poke when you're back and we can set up a Tempered then? :D]

[marsattacked]

For sure.

PRIVATE | UNHACKABLE

Aw. Don't be scared about little ol' me. I'm harmless, really.

Be there in a couple hours. See you, then.

(OOC: For sure! Will OOC hit you up A.S.A.P! ♥)

[handsomejack]

Private / Unhackable

Yeeaaaaahhhh uh huh, sureyoubetcha.

See you then!

[ooc: Looking forward to it!! Sleep well.]

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[marsattacked]

(OOC: Awake! Gonna shower for coherency's sake, but up and ready to tamper it! ♥)