My Living Will

[married_n_mich]

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

They got up, unplugged the television, and threw out my wine.

*** This is a joke by the way. My kids know better than to touch my television! ***