Fuckers
So Goot says this has to be good....Hm. What to write?...what to write?
So I think I will tell a story about a boy named Asshole and a boy named Pirate Hooker.
One day Asshole decided that he needed to rescue Blondie from the fiery pits of St. Louis. Yes, this is a true story. He turned on his magical radar gun and sent out 'im obnoxious' signals all the way over to Blondie who sent signals back that said 'i don't know how, but i get you'. Pirate Hooker was having trouble finishing his sentences and so stuttered out the words 'i ne ne need you'. Curls heard his plea and came to his rescue with a lengthy and well-analyzed response. She could definitely help him finish his sentences. So turns out that Curls and Blondie were like the bestest friends in the world and Asshole and Pirate Hooker hung out alll the time too. Crazzzy, I know. These four were pretty irresistible when together. Separately they were alright, but together, they were explosive! So Curls and Pirate Hooker hooked up and had a lot of fun together. They were equally as chill, liked beer, and made fun of each other quite frequently. Curls loved it when Pirate Hooker called her 'babe' and and he liked it when she called him 'Goot'. Both the obnoxious twins annoyed the hell out of Pirate Hooker and Curls, but they loved them anyway. Asshole decided from day one that he was going to marry Blondie so later on that day, they got married. Pirate Hooker and Curls were there and got married too....just so they could all be in sync. The irrisistible four then allll lived happily ever after. The End. Closure.
No, I'm not on crack...I'm just excited to see my baby tomorrow after classes! Rach and I are extremely excited and we've decided that the way to go is in full U of I ensemble with fun jewelry. Very fantastic! Alright, time for sleep...Night GootleNoodle!
So I think I will tell a story about a boy named Asshole and a boy named Pirate Hooker.
One day Asshole decided that he needed to rescue Blondie from the fiery pits of St. Louis. Yes, this is a true story. He turned on his magical radar gun and sent out 'im obnoxious' signals all the way over to Blondie who sent signals back that said 'i don't know how, but i get you'. Pirate Hooker was having trouble finishing his sentences and so stuttered out the words 'i ne ne need you'. Curls heard his plea and came to his rescue with a lengthy and well-analyzed response. She could definitely help him finish his sentences. So turns out that Curls and Blondie were like the bestest friends in the world and Asshole and Pirate Hooker hung out alll the time too. Crazzzy, I know. These four were pretty irresistible when together. Separately they were alright, but together, they were explosive! So Curls and Pirate Hooker hooked up and had a lot of fun together. They were equally as chill, liked beer, and made fun of each other quite frequently. Curls loved it when Pirate Hooker called her 'babe' and and he liked it when she called him 'Goot'. Both the obnoxious twins annoyed the hell out of Pirate Hooker and Curls, but they loved them anyway. Asshole decided from day one that he was going to marry Blondie so later on that day, they got married. Pirate Hooker and Curls were there and got married too....just so they could all be in sync. The irrisistible four then allll lived happily ever after. The End. Closure.
No, I'm not on crack...I'm just excited to see my baby tomorrow after classes! Rach and I are extremely excited and we've decided that the way to go is in full U of I ensemble with fun jewelry. Very fantastic! Alright, time for sleep...Night GootleNoodle!