I finally washed my hair.
"Oh, gross, Laraine, you haven't washed your hair since you got here?" you exclaim.
"Why did it take so long to wash your hair, Laraine?" you ask.
"Didn't you complain about garbage in your hair?" you whine.
Yeah, you know what? When you have hair to your thighs, washing it every day is kind of hard. And takes hours.
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