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In the fall, while goofing off at work, I discovered the “brochure” template in Microsoft Word. You fill in the text, send it to a printer, and you get a simple tri-fold brochure that looks just like the sort that gets handed out on street corners each day.
My thoughts went thusly: since everyone loves a helpful brochure, and I am generally a helpful person, I decided that I should make a brochure of my own.
But what helpful advice could I offer anyone?
I pondered.
And then it became obvious.
Helping people find a meaningful relationship with a zombie.
Some highlights from “Zombie Love: Making a Relationship with a Zombie Work”:
• DIGGING UP AN OLD (OR NEW) FLAME
• WHEN NO MEANS NO (OR, DON’T EAT MY BRAINS)
• BREAKING UP ISN’T SO HARD TO DO
• VIOLENCE-SOMETIMES IT IS THE ANSWER
(I sent this around to some friends already, but you can click on the title link to get the rest of the brochure.)