The diabetic candy aisle is my new vice. I bought and ate some sugar-free reese's peanut butter cups. I like how the concept of perhaps making your candy less sweet is something they'd never even consider. Instead they just load it with four kinds of fake sugar (literally: maltitol, lactitol, polydextrose, sucralose). (Which has a weird aftertaste, urg). I wouldn't buy them again. The best is the sugar-free 70% Guylian dark chocolate. Om nom nom.
Right now 12-pack boxes of Weetabix are on sale for 99 cents! Nothing costs 99 cents these days. That's like two and a half breakfasts (plus milk) right there. I bought 6 boxes. I think a 24-pack box costs 6 bucks at Supervalue. IN YOUR FACE!
I have been spending way too much time on
4chanarchive. They take all the best 4chan posts and archive them, so you don't have to wade through quite so much garbage and hit F5 every two seconds. (OMG, when I went to type "F5" I friggin pressed the F5 key and almost deleted this whole spamtastic entry. I am silly.)
And I have the Lazytown cake song stuck in my head. "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, if the way is haaazy. You gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can't be laaazy. Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up craaazy. If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!"
Oh hey, I found a cool history podcast called
Hardcore History with Dan Carlin. His voice sounds like Patton Oswalt. He gets a little too into the battle stuff sometimes (seriously, history is more than major battles, I hate history teachers who just focus on those), but he's mostly really interesting.